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2005 SBL ALL-STAR SUNDAY
august 14th, 2005 at ass clown outdoor arena
THE MAIN EVENT:
THE 2004 SHARON VERSUS THE WORLD ALL-STAR SPECTACULAR
SHARON
captain: nate tomko, pj & the ladies
  2005 player of the year finalist led sbl in homers, average,    runs batted in, psyche-outs, and assists and finished second in double plays.  makes his 5th consecutive all-star appearance as a captain.

terry shernisky,
return of the weenises
  rookie of the year favorite had the best all-around season for a freshman ever.  finished in the top 5 of every category while leading overachieving weenises to a 4th-place finish.

shelley goodpastor,
uncle jed's pocket watch
  3-time sbl all-star and 2005 player of the year finalist had her best season to date, finishing with career highs in average (.715) and rbi (110).  fomer all-star and rookie game m.v.p.

jeff knight,
uncle jed's pocket watch
rookie had a hard time finding a home in 2005, seeing time on three seperate teams.  still, had better numbers than most 5-year vets, displacing a number of former all-star regulars for the final starting spot.

jon olsavsky, pj & the ladies
  two-time sbl all-star mvp will be appearing in his 5th straight all-star contest.  finished with a career high in average (.620) and assists (3).

billy weisberg,
pj & the ladies
will be making his fifth all-star appearance thanks to a solid contribution on both sides of the ball, and perhaps a nostalgia vote or two.  captain of the reg. season champion pj & the ladies.
THE WORLD
captain:  matt mcclelland,
team koopa troopa
  three-time all-star gets his first crack at captain.  after taking the reigns of his team after week 2, mcclelland put up career highs in homers (14) and rbi (87), and double plays (19) to help guide koopa to a national conference crown.

bryan frankovich, team koopa troopa
  3-time all-star makes his second consecutive start.  narrowly missed out on a plyer of the year nomination in 2005 with a 30 homer, .556 avg., 103 rbi, 35 double play campaign.

jon biddle, the fupalooters
2004 all-star captain makes his third appearance in the summer classic.  once again led the league in double-plays (82) while posting career highs in average (.493) and rbi (73).

ben smith, train on ted's sister
  tot captain and 2005 player of the year finalist makes his first all-star appearance.  finished second in the sbl in rbi (121) and third in homers (27) with career highs in every other stat category.

mikey moroco, train on terry shernsiky
  appearing in the second all-star game of his 4-year career, moroco comes in defending game m.v.p.  had a career high 43 double plays, good for 5th in the sbl, as well as a .596 average and 76 rbi.

ben elliott, analisa goodthing
  the lone member of AGT in the all-star contest, elliott followed up his all-star classic first-team performance with his best season to date, leading his squad in rbi's, assists and double plays.
THE UNDERCARD
HOMERUN DERBY
to get more info on the 2005 derby, click on this link right
here
ROOKIES VERSUS SOPHOMORES GAME

SOPHOMORES

captain:
DANK ELLY, analisa goodthing
KATIE KELLY,
tots
GREG LACKEY,
team koopa troopa
BIG ANDO,
analisa goodthing

VS

ROOKIES- 19

captain:
ERIN HAYDEN, team koopa troopa
PATRICK NESPOR,
tots
TERRY HALL, uncle jed
TERRY SHERNISKY,
return of the weenises
JEFF KNIGHT, tots
SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCHES

THE FAMILY FUED
THE NESPORS
(with special guest bench the knights)
pj nespor
lee nespor
patrick nespor
rando knight
jeff knight

VS

THE LACKEYS
(with special guest bench the morocos)
pat lackey
dennis lackey
greg lackey
mikey moroco
jamie moroco





BATTLE OF THE SEXES
TEAM DICKS
captain: pj nespor
ben elliott
dennis lackey
jon biddle
big ando

VS

TEAM CHICKS
captain: danielle hennon
katie kelly
shelley goodpastor
erin hayden
jamie moroco
2005
SCRUM TOURNAMENT
(due to a combination of lack of daylight and excessive moisture on the scrum area, the 2005 tournament became a much quicker and drier "paper, scissor, rock" tournament.  cause hey, that's what we do when we don't scrum)

MATT MCCLELLAND, TEAM KOOPA TROOPA
PAT LACKEY, WEENISES
PAT NESPOR, TOTS
BILLY WEISBERG, PJ&L
JON BIDDLE, FUPA
NATE TOMKO, PJ&L
BIG RANDO KNIGHT, PJ&L
JON OLSAVSKY, PJ&L
BRYAN FRANKOVICH, TEAM KOOPA TROOPA
TERRY SHERNISKY, WEENISES
JON BIDDLE, FUPA
BIG ANDO, ANALISA GOODTHING
DANIELLE HENNON, WEENISES
PJ NESPOR, PJ&L
GREG LACKEY, TKT
DENNIS LACKEY, FUPA

2005 BALLOT