| sbl battle of the sexes august 14th, 2005 ass clown outdoor arena TEAM CHICKS danielle hennon erin hayden katie kelly shelley goodpastor jamie moroco VS. TEAM DICKS jon biddle ben elliott pj nespor dennis lackey big ando CHICKS 7 DICKS 16 in a matchup that many thought the females would have an edge in, the boys were barely challenged and came within a hair of dropping a 15-run mercy rule on several occasions. in a pregame stipulation, it was decided that if the girls won, every male in attendance would have to shave their legs as bald as frankovich's. on the flip side, if the guys emerged victorious, they would earn the right to pick the outfits the females would wear for the first week of season 6. so i guess it's catholic schoolgirl outfits and g-strings next may! here's what needed to happen for the girls to win: shelley needed to go about 10 for 12 with 4 homers and 13 runs batted in, and katie kelly needed to get on base every single time without shooting singles. here's what actually happened: shelley didn't play good at all, and the only four times katie got on it was because she singled. the guys, as expected, dominated in the paint, tipping in a double play every inning and a handful of assists on offense. what was unexpected from the cocks was the spectacular offensive performance by one pj nespor. pj, who didn't miss a shot until his final at-bat, dropped an 8 for 9, 2 rbi, 1 assist, 1 double play, 1 psyche out line on the girls from which they couldn't recover. and when they finally did, he flipped them over and wore 'em out again. in addition to pj's big outing, ben whitey tallied a team high 6 ribbies, big ando drove in 4, and jon biddle 3 with 5 double plays and a homer. the girls got little from anyone. and that is why they lost. ALL-STAR FEST '05 |