| SHARON captain: nate tomko, live sex celebration six times and sbl all-star, six times an all-star captain, tomko shattered the sbl season homerun and double play record in 2006 in addition to leading the league in rbi, average and assists. billy weisberg, the minori-team making his sixth all-star appearance, the former player of the year set personal bests in homers and runs batted in during the 2006 season. without a doubt, weisberg earned his all-star nod this year. terry shernisky, team wet dream the reiging sbl rookie of the year kept right on stroking in 2006, placing in the top five in every major stat category en route to guiding his team to the leagues best record. this will be terry's second all-star appearance. aryn christman, team wet dream though she only appeared in 13 games, lowest for any all-star in recent history, christman was on her way to a player of the year season before missing the final five games of her season. still, she placed second in average and eighth in runs batted in, and makes her first appearanc in the all-star classic. rando knight, bukkake tsunami after missing out last season hall of famer rando knight is back in the all-star mix this year, marking his 5th appearance. rando's 2006 numbers are as solid as ever, as the big guy once again led his squad in double plays (44, 6th in sbl) and put up an impressive .464 average, well above his career mark. kip corbett, live sex celebration though he started the year slow, kippy came along strong at the end. while not the flashiest all-star in this game, corbett has been rewarded for his hard-nosed attituted and willingness to do the dirty work that doesn't always bring the accolades. this is kip's 3rd all-star game. |
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| THE 2006 ALL-STAR SUNDAY |
| sunday, august 13: ass clown outdoor arena |
| THE WORLD captain: bryan frankovich, the frankenbitches making his fourth all-star appearance, 2006 marks bryan's first chance at captaining his all-star squad. for the second time in his illustrious career, frankovich placed in the top seven of each major offensive category this season. jon biddle, cashdollar & associates though his record may no longer stand, biddle is still the most dominant defender in the league, and as he proved this year by setting career highs in nearly every category, he's quickly becoming just as dominant on the other side of the ball. this marks bidd's 4th all-star appearance and second all-star captainship. matt mcclelland, the minori-team a four-time all star, mcclelland didn't miss a beat in 2006, ranking right at the top of the league in average, runs batted in, homeruns and double plays. playing in what may well be his final sbl game, mac will be looking to make it 3 straight against sharon. mikey moroco, cashdollar & associates a former all-star game mvp, moroco put up his best season to date, setting career highs in runs batted in, double plays and homers. this will be mike's third consecutive all-star game. ben smith, bukkake tsunami smith makes his second consecutive all-star game after posting team-highs in rbi (58, 9th in sbl) and homers (16, 6th). as he proved in the '06 playoffs, ben is one of the most dangerous hitter in the game. mike frankovich, the frankenbitches making his first all-star appearance, mike frank lived up to the lofty expectations he had coming into the season. a .446 average and 44 rbi in 17 games played sparked the frankenbitched to within one win of a shot at the left-eye. |
| THE UNDERCARD |
| THE 2006 HOMERUN DERBY rules: on an alternating basis, players will shoot homers from the center, left, center, right, etc. every miss registers as an out, players gets 10 outs per round. after the first round, the top four homer totals advance. in the first round, there will be a side contest featuring the american vs. national conferences. the highest combined five-homer total will be declared the winner. (*-ADVANCED TO FINALS) AMERICAN CONFERENCE mike moroco, cashdollar & associates *nate tomko, live sex celebration *ben smith, bukkake tsunami pat lackey, bukkake tsunami *ray cataline, cashdollar & associates danielle hennon, cashdollar & associates NATIONAL CONFERENCE lee nespor, team wet dream *terry shernisky, team wet dream bryan frankovich, the frankenbitches matt mcclelland, the minori-team dennis lackey, the frankenbitches erin hayden, the minori-team AMERICAN DEFEATS NATIONAL, 37-31 2ND ROUND CATALINE DEFEATS TOMKO, 9-7 SMITH DEFEATS SHERNISKY, 11-9 FINALS SMITH DEFEATS CATALINE, 13-6 |
| THE SCRUM TOURNAMENT round one rando knight, bukakke tsunami defeats pat lackey, bukkake tsunami aryn christman, team wet dream defeats matt mcclelland, the minori-team ray cataline, cashdollar & associates defeats nate tomko, live sex celebration defeats bryan frankovitch, the frankenbitches round two rando knight, bukkake tsunami defeats ray cataline, cashdollar & associates nate tomko, live sex celebration defeats aryn christman, team wet dream finals nate tomko, live sex celebration defeats rando knight, bukkake tsunami |
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| 2006 SIDEBURN VERSUS SIDEBURN CHALLENGE team lee nespor vs. team big rando |