| THE 2006 SIDEBURN VERSUS SIDEBURN CHALLENGE *loser gets their sideburns shaved* TEAM BIG RANDO VS. TEAM LEE NESPOR |
| team rando rando knight, bukkake tsunami katie kelly, team wet dream dennis lackey, the frankenbitches danielle hennon, cashdollar & associates team lee lee nespor, team wet dream pj nespor, cashdollar & associates pat lackey, bukkake tsunami ray cataline, cashdollar & associates TEAM LEE NESPOR 12 TEAM BIG RANDO 8 on paper, it seemed almost a certainty that young lee nespor would be losing what, aside from a love for solo homers, made him who he was-- his precious sideburns. across the court, and under the tutelage of the hideous shaggy red sideburns of big rando, sat an imposing lineup consisting of two former all-stars, one of the best leadoff hitters in the game, and danielle hennon, who runs funny. looking down his bench and seeing a lackey who generally gets more dumb things than hits in a game (pat), another member of the baseketball-challeneged nespor clan (phil) and the rookie of the year in a year with only one rookie (ray), lee had to be nervous. but somehow; someway, lee managed to pull his team together when it mattered most, milking just enough out of his squad to earn the upset win the game began ho-hum enough, with neither team scoring until a ray cataline one-out double in the top of the third plated pat lackey. knight answered right back in the bottom of the frame, drilling a 2-out solo homer to knot the game back up. over the next few innings, the teams smallballed their way to a handful of runs, and the score stood at 4-3 in the favor of team rando heading into the top of the sixth. at this point, lee realized he needed to do what had got him to this point; in fact, he needed his whole team to go what had gotten him to this point.. he needed the solo homer. from that point on, lee and cataline combined to drill 7 homer, one of which actually came with a runner on base, and got just enough defense from their oak-in-the-middle pat lackey to eek out the duke. as soon as the game ended a chair was set up at the middle homer line and lee, as well as a few other sbl sperstars, relieved big rando of his manhood. for the game, each member of team lee collected 4 hits. naturally, all of lees were homers, good for 6 rbi. cataline finished with 3 homers and 4 rbi, while pat lackey drove in 2 and tipped in 4 double plays. in a losing effort, rando knight hit on 5 of 10 shots with 4 double plays. dennis lackey added 5 hits, 4 ribbies, 2 double plays and a psyche-out. |