| WHO'S WINNING WHAT? sbl superstars and world-class assholes make their preseason picks in a number of categories |
| NATE TOMKO PJ & the Ladies SBL President and Chief Executive Officer 15 of 23 regular season champ: analisa goodthing world champs: pj & the ladies player of the year: nate tomko rookie of the year: terry shernisky least valuable player: mark tarkanick homerun derby winner: billy picciotto scrum tourney winner: big ando reg. season homerun champ: brandon mckendry reg. season batting champ: matt mcclelland reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko reg. season double play champ: jon biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: jon olsavsky world all-stars(5): frankovich, biddle, m. moroco, picciotto, mcclelland sharon all-stars(5): tomko, weisberg, shernisky, goodpastor, olsavsky jukebox hero win total: 3 |
| JON OLSAVSKY, Analisa Goodthing SBL Assistant to the Traveling Secretary 13 of 23 regular season champ: pj & the ladies world champs: pj & the ladies player of the year: nat tokmo rookie of the year: mailman frankovich least valuable player: me homerun derby winner: tokmo scrum tourney winner: tomko, unless steroid joe is in it reg. season homerun champ: ben smit (he'll also lead in attempts) reg. season batting champ: billiam goodberger reg. season rbi champ: tokmo reg. season double play champ: bigdickflick pornstar bidpay reg. season psyche-out champ: chicken leg, though in my heart of hearts, i hope it's shelbert world all-stars(5): bidd, dan the jolly mick, byron frankovich, happy guy, chicken leg sharon all-stars(5): tokmo, arvberg, shellac, me, & kt kelly if she goes to sharon. i almost said "went". silly jailbait. jukebox hero win total: 4 |
| JON BIDDLE captain: The Fupalooters 14 of 23 regular season champ: team frankovich world champs: pj & the ladies player of the year: nate tomko rookie of the year: big ando least valuable player: shernisky homerun derby winner: billy picciotto scrum tourney winner: nate reg. season homerun champ: brandon mckendry reg. season batting champ: shelley reg. season rbi champ: nate reg. season double play champ: bidd reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis world all-stars(5): bidd, mac, b.frank, b.mac, mikey chang sharon all-stars(5): tomko, weisberg, jon, shelley, kip jukebox hero win total: 3 |
| BRYAN FRANKOVICH captain: Team Frankovich SBL Rear Admiral 11 of 23 regular season champ: team frankovich world champs: team frankovich player of the year: nate tomko rookie of the year: pat o'mahoney least valuable player: tark homerun derby winner: jon olsavsky scrum tourney winner: nate tomko reg. season homerun champ: nate tomko reg. season batting champ: shelley goodpastor reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko reg. season double play champ: jon biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: lenny crist & dennis lackey world all-stars(5): frank, d.lackey, m.chang, clayton, pat o. sharon all-stars(5): tomko, weisberg, rando knight, goodpastor, shernisky jukebox hero win total: 5 |
| GREG LACKEY The Fupalooters 14 of 23 regular season champ: pj & the ladies world champs: the brooklyn bridges player of the year: billy weisberg rookie of the year: terry shernisky least valuable player: big ted (i like to see the big guy mad) homerun derby winner: brandon mckendry scrum tourney winner: nate tomko reg. season homerun champ: nate tomko reg. season batting champ: shelley goodpastor reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko reg. season double play champ: jon biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey world all-stars(5): bidd, dennis, clayton, mac, frankovich sharon all-stars(5): tomko, weisberg, terry, rando, shelley jukebox hero win total: 5 |
| SETH SALCEDO PJ & the Ladies 11 of 23 regular season champ: team goodpastor world champs: pj & the ladies player of the year: seth salcedo (duh) rookie of the year: blaze edward knight least valuable player: big ted homerun derby winner: stud frankovich scrum tourney winner: seth salcedo reg. season homerun champ: stud frankovich reg. season batting champ: shelley goodpastor reg. season rbi champ: matt mcclelland reg. season double play champ: jon biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey world all-stars(5): bidd, dank elly, mac, frankovich, clayton sharon all-stars(5): tomko, goodpastor, olsavsky, lee nespor, lenny crist jukebox hero win total: 3 |