| WHO'S WINNING WHAT? sbl superstars and world-class assholes make their preseason picks in a number of categories |
| BILLY WEISBERG captain: PJ & the Ladies SBL Senior Chief of Staff/Head Presidential Consultant 12 of 23 regular season champ: shelley's team world champs: pj & the ladies player of the year: nate tomko rookie of the year: terry shernisky least valuable player: brendan radcliffe homerun derby winner: brandon mckendry scrum tourney winner: tomko reg. season homerun champ: ben smith reg. season batting champ: shelley goodpastor reg. season rbi champ: ben smith reg. season double play champ: biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: lee nespor world all-stars(5): mcclelland, biddle, smith, frankovich, dank sharon all-stars(5): tomko, weisberg, jon o, goodpastor, katie kelly jukebox hero win total: 4 |
| MATT MCCLELLAND, Team Frankovich 14 of 23 regular season champ: frankovich's team world champs: pj & the ladies player of the year: tomko rookie of the year: shernsiky least valuable player: ted's sister homerun derby winner: brandon mckendry scrum tourney winner: tomko reg. season homerun champ: ben smith reg. season batting champ: tomko reg. season rbi champ: tomko reg. season double play champ: biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey world all-stars(5): mcclelland, biddle, b.frank, d. lackey, piccotto sharon all-stars(5): tomko, wiesberg, corbett, olsavsky, goodpastor jukebox hero win total: 4 |
| BEN SMITH captain: Brooklyn Bridges SBL Executive Director of Player Relations 14 of 23 regular season champ: pj & the ladies world champs: the brooklyn bridges player of the year: nate tomko rookie of the year: terry shernisky least valuable player: ted's sister homerun derby winner: brandon mckendry scrum tourney winner: nate tomko reg. season homerun champ: ben smith reg. season batting champ: shelley goodpastor reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko reg. season double play champ: jon biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey world all-stars(5): smith, frank, bidd, mcclelland, mckendry sharon all-stars(5): tomko, billy, katie kelly, jon olsavsky, shelley jukebox hero win total: 2 |
| KIP CORBETT Team Goodpastor SBLVice President of East Coast Operations 12 of 23 regular season champ: team frankovich world champs: pj & the ladies player of the year: tomko rookie of the year: shernisky least valuable player: clayton homerun derby winner: lee nespor scrum tourney winner: nate will be the only one living reg. season homerun champ: tomko reg. season batting champ: shelley reg. season rbi champ: me, if i bat after her reg. season double play champ: not biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: chicken leg lackey world all-stars(5): biddle, smith, mac, picciotto and the lockovich/knight offspring sharon all-stars(5): pj & the ladies and shelley jukebox hero win total: 46.3275655% |
| BEN ELLIOTT captain: Analisa Goodthing 12 of 23 regular season champ: pj & the ladies world champs: analisa goodthing player of the year: jon olsavsky rookie of the year: terry shernisky least valuable player: one of bidd's gambles homerun derby winner: rando knight scrum tourney winner: mac reg. season homerun champ: teddy ballgame reg. season batting champ: shelley goodpastor reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko reg. season double play champ: my nemesis, biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: chicken leg world all-stars(5): bidd, farrell, franovich, mac, mckendry sharon all-stars(5): tomko, corbett, weisberg, jon o, shelley jukebox hero win total: 4 |
| PAT LACKEY Team Frankovich 12 of 23 regular season champ: pj & the ladies/team frankovich world champs: pj & the ladies player of the year: billy weisberg rookie of the year: terry shernisky least valuable player: someone drafted by biddle, i'm sure homerun derby winner: nate tomko scrum tourney winner: matt mcclelland reg. season homerun champ: billy picciotto reg. season batting champ: shelley goodpastor reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko reg. season double play champ: jon biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey/lenny crist world all-stars(5): frankovich, picciotto, dennis lackey, mcclelland, biddle sharon all-stars(5): tomko, goodpastor, big rando knight, billy weisberg, jon olsavsky jukebox hero win total: 5 |
| MIKEY CHANG-MOROCO The Brooklyn Bridges SBL Sergeant of Arms 14 of 23 regular season champ: pj & the ladies world champs: the frankovich explosion player of the year: pj nespor rookie of the year: t-bird shernisky least valuable player: andy tarkanick homerun derby winner: nate tomko scrum tourney winner: seth salcedo reg. season homerun champ: nate tomko reg. season batting champ: nate tomko reg. season rbi champ: matt mcclelland reg. season double play champ: jon biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey world all-stars(5): mac, frank, ben s., bidd, dennis sharon all-stars(5): tomko, billy, rando, shelley, jon o. jukebox hero win total: 4 |
| DENNIS LACKEY captain: The Return of the Weenises 13 of 23 regular season champ: pj & the ladies world champs: team frankovich player of the year: bryan frankovich rookie of the year: terry shernisky least valuable player: mark tarkanick homerun derby winner: ben smith scrum tourney winner: nate tomko reg. season homerun champ: nate tomko reg. season batting champ: shelley goodpastor reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko reg. season double play champ: jon biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: lenny crist world all-stars(5): mac, frank, smith, biddle, d. lackey sharon all-stars(5): tomko, big rando, goodpastor, olsavsky, weisberg jukebox hero win total: 6 |