| #13 SEED: THE GAYLEM FAGISMS YEAR: 2002 ROSTER: JEFF MEYERS, LEE NESPOR, ANDY ESENWEIN, PHIL JONES, GARY SWOGGER had it not been for jeff meyers' late-season, frisbee-related dissapearance, the gay fags may have hoisted the sbl world championship in 2002. originally coached by fats swogger, the team was passed to meyers and eventually a mohawk clad 15-year old named andy esenwein, who led a late-season surge that came up just short in the playoffs. if jeff shows, this team goes from good to great. #14 SEED: TEAM DONKEY PUNCH YEAR: 2004 ROSTER: JARED CLAYTON, JAMIE MOROCO, PAT LACKEY, KURT RODEMOYER, ELYSA FARRELL how do the transexual heartbreakers add jamie moroco and pat lackey and slip 12 seeds? i have no idea, and i bet jared sat at home all august and tried to figure it out. this team, while money on paper (where it means dick) played like "a team of stainbrooks" on the court (where it counted). if this totally incohesive team can regain some of their magic, whichever top seed draws them could be in serious trouble. #15 SEED: THE WEENISES STRIKE BACK YEAR: 2003 ROSTER: JAMIE MOROCO, BILLY WEISBERG, BRYAN FRANKOVICH, MIKEY MOROCO, PAT LACKEY sixth-seeded heading into the '03 playoffs, the weenises shocked both the milf hunters and the vice city miracles before bowing to the thb in the finals. look for the weenises to harness what was essentially one very lucky day and make another deep run in our mythical tournament to try to earn billy weisberg his first baseketball championship of any type. #16 SEED: NASTY PILLOWWW YEAR: 2002 ROSTER: JON OLSAVSKY, SARAH HAZLETT, RYAN JOHNSON, ADAM FABIAN, JEN GAVALA as he had done the year before, captain jon olsavsky made the most out of the little he had, leading his team to a repectable 9-11 mark. unfortunately, the level of competition had soared between the first 2 seasons, and pillow ducked out of the playoffs after only one round. a formidable team if they're all on, that's exactly what they'll need to get past their first game. UNSEEDED:: PJ & THE LADIES III YEAR: 2003 ROSTER: PJ NESPOR, LENNY CRIST, JON OLSAVSKY, BIG RANDO KNIGHT, JOEL LEPAK with talent that can match up with anyone in the tournament, the ladies of 03 are as deep as a team can get. if this team gets hot, it becomes contagious, and as an unseeded squad could cause problems for the big guns early. however, the snowball effect works both ways, and if one is off, look for the game to end in the third with every member of the roster in the sin bin UNSEEDED: THE PURPLE UNDEPENDABLES YEAR: 2001 ROSTER: JEFF MEYERS, HAMMY, HAMLETT, TINO SOTOPACHECO, GARY SWOGGER of the 5 teams in the 2001 season, two were good, two were pitiful, and one was the undependables. as talented as any 2001 team could be and definately the deepest, the p.u. just couldn't seem to break into the win column against either the naacp or ass clowns. probably doomed for early exit, but could cause headaches for the team they play if spiritual leader hammy warms up. UNSEEDED: PJ & THE LADIES IV YEAR: 2004 ROSTER: PJ NESPOR, BIG RANDO KNIGHT, LENNY CRIST, GREG LACKEY, SEAN HOOD after another late-season winning streak, the ladies rolled into the second round and gave hoosier daddy an epic scare before getting hosed out of the playoffs by a very debateable call. these ladies, unlike the previous editions, are out for blood, and have the smothering defense and streaky offense to drain some bitches. UNSEEDED: THE SHORT BUS ALL-STARS YEAR: 2004 ROSTER: TED GILLILAND, BILLY WEISBERG, CHRIS MCLAUGHLIN, LEE NESPOR, JEFF PALLINI an agonizing first round postseason loss sent teddy ballgame packing early for his second straight year and left billy weisberg to figure out how to get on a good team for about the trillionth time in his hall of fame career. but make no mistake, this team is talented, and if weisberg and mclaughlin can get on base and allow homerun lee and longball teddy to drive them in, look for some upsets. UNSEEDED: THE WEENISES YEAR: 2002 ROSTER: JAMIE MOROCO, KIP CORBETT, BILLY WEISBERG, WEEN FARMARTINO, ELYSA FARRELL, J. BETTS you won't find another team seeded this low with this much talent. but we had to take their entire season into consideration for the seeding, and unfortunately for the weenises, they played most of 2002 without kip or billy in their lineup. with those two all-americans, this team can hang with anyone. but can their fragile hearts take being letdown by ween one final time? UNSEEDED: LUNCHBOX HERO YEAR: 2003 ROSTER: TIM MCLAUGHLIN, CHRIS MCLAUGHLIN, "SPAZZ" MCLAUGHLIN, ADREW HEASELY, JOSH FLYNN it has been ruled that halfway thru their every game, lunchbox hero must leave and be replaced by jukebox hero, just as they did in the 2003 season. besides having that going for them, lunchbox will also be supported by the best fan in the sbl, mr. mclaughlin. but can this team of outsiders rumble with the madras-wearing socs of seasons past? perhaps if they had dally... UNSEEDED: BOCCE HEROES YEAR: 2001 ROSTER: BILLY WEISBERG, RYAN JOHNSON, CHRIS HVIZDAK captain and sbl co-founder chris hvizdak, top pick in the 2001 draft bill weisberg and fan fave ryan johnson make up this squad which, unfortunately, won't be winning this tournament. but, being unseeded means they get a crack at a low seed first, meaning they may experience something they haven't gotten to much before. winning a game. UNSEEDED: PJ & THE LADIES YEAR: 2001 ROSTER: JOEL LEPAK, BIG RANDO KNIGHT, PJ NESPOR if any of the three unseeded candyass teams has a shot at making some noise, it's this one. even if they do, however, if will probably be more of the screaming about facism kind of noise than the winning a game kind of noise. however, nobody can deny that this team has chemistry like no other. UNSEEDED: TEAM CRACKALAKALAN YEAR: 2002 ROSTER: JOSH FLYNN, RANDY MARTELL, RYAN MARTELL, TIM MCLAUGHLIN, BUCKETHEAD RUNYON 1-19. enough said UNSEEDED: JUKEBOX HERO YEAR: 2004 nobody knows who will show up, so nobody knows what to expect. but it will most likely be brutal to watch. |