| SCRUM TOURNAMENT BRACKET first-round matchups MATT MCCLELLAND, SJ2B VS. PAT LACKEY, D.PUNCH (sub for k. rodemoyer) BILLY WEISBERG, SHORT BUS VS. DANK ELLY, XDEATHX NATE TOMKO, SJ2B VS. BIG RANDO KNIGHT, PJ&L SETH SALCEDO, H.DADDY (sub for b. mckendry) VS. JON OLSAVSKY, SJ2B |
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| 2004 SBL ALL-STAR SUNDAY |
| august 15th, 2004 at ass clown outdoor arena |
| THE MAIN EVENT: THE 2004 SHARON VERSUS THE WORLD ALL-STAR SPECTACULAR |
| SHARON captain: nate tomko, the serbian jew double bluffs 2004 player of the year finalist led sbl in homers, average, runs batted in and assists makes his 4th consecutive all-star appearance as a captain. billy weisberg, the short bus all-stars top overall selection in the 2004 draft finished second in the league in assists and double plays and makes his 4th straight all-star game start. big rando knight, pj & the ladies 4-time all-star led his team in average, runs batted in and double plays and makes his 4th straight start. shelley goodpastor, the serbian jew double bluffs defending all-star game most valuable player finished second in the sbl in average and runs batted in. shelley is appearing in her second consecutive all-star game. jon olsavsky, the serbian jew double bluffs two-time sbl all-star mvp will be appearing in his 4th straight all-star contest. only 3-time all-star to have never tasted defeat. kip corbett, xdeathx/wsac two-time sbl all-star carries a .479 average and used a late-season hot streak to secure final spot, edging out a pair of nespors. |
| THE WORLD captain: jon biddle, xdeathx/wsac 2004 player of the year finalist makes his second straight all-star start as a captain after demolishing the rest of the league with an sbl record 96 double plays. matt mcclelland, the serbian jew double bluffs after captaining his double bluffs to a 19-1 record in the sbl regular season and earning a spot as a player of the year finalist thanks in large part to his .651 average, matt will be making his second all-star appearance for the world. bryan frankovich, hoosier daddy a sub in 2003, frankovich will make his first start in an all-star contest after putting up player of the year finalist numbers that put him in the top 6 of every major statistical category this season. dennis lackey, hoosier daddy making his first all-star appearance, lackey set a new sbl record with 18 psyche outs in '04 and drove in 70 runs, good for 4th in the sbl. mikey moroco, hoosier daddy appearing in the first all-star game of his 3-year career, moroco batted .558 and drove in 41 runs in 2004. pat lackey, team donkey punch the lone member of donkey punch in the all-star contest, lackey hit .475 amd drove on 40 runs to help garner his first all-star appearance. |
| THE UNDERCARD |
| HOMERUN DERBY rules: on an alternating basis, each player shoots first the middle homer, then right, then middle, then left, etc. any missed shot is an out, players get 10 outs per round. in the first round, the top 4 advance to a tournament to decide a winner. in the first round, there will be a side contest featuring sharon vs. the world. the highest 5 combined homer totals will be declared the winner. SHARON shelly goodpastor, the serbian jew double bluffs nate tomko, the serbian jew double bluffs big rando knight, pj & the ladies jon olsavsky, the serbian jew double bluffs THE WORLD brandon mckendry, hoosier daddy billy picciotto, xdeathx/wsac ted gilliland, the short bus all-stars jared clayton, team donkey punch ben smith, the serbian jew double bluffs |
| ROOKIES VS. UPPERCLASSMEN GAME ROOKIES captain: seth salcedo, hoosier daddy dank elly, xdeathx/wsac brandon mckendry, hoosier daddy ben smith, the serbian jew double bluffs katie kelly, the serbian jew double bluffs billy picciotto, xdeath/wsac UPPERCLASSMEN captain: ted gilliland, the short bus all-stars lenny crist, pj & the ladies jamie moroco, team donkey punch lee nespor, the short bus all-stars danielle hennon, the serbian jew double bluffs jason biddle, team donkey punch |
| THE YOU FUCKED MY CUZZIN' CHALLENGE: BEN ELLIOTT VESUS BIG RANDO KNIGHT *special stipulations:HAIR VS. HAIR losing captain gets his head shaved TEAM BEN ELLIOTT ben elliott, xdeathx/wsac sean hood, pj & the ladies jeremy battyani, hoosier daddy cassie pyle, pj & the ladies TEAM BIG RANDO big rando knight, pj & the ladies kassy brown, pj & the ladies jason betts, xdeathx/wsac pj nespor, pj & the ladies |
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