| 42) RANDOM MEYERS (19)- one's married to a sweetie named lauren, one's married to himself. both are excellent players who may swing by once every great while if they're in the neighborhood. SEAN HOOD (19)- normally the ranking of a former all-star and 4-year letterwinner would be a bit higher than 42, but after hood's early exit from his team's playoff loss last season due to lack of playing time, it would be surprising if he were to put yet another reason not to come to baseketball behind him. if he were to shock us all and play again, he's more than capable of batting .350, and what team couldn't use another grizzled veteran? 44) JEREMY BATTYANI (18.5)- jeremy makes a mean iced coffee drink. if only baseketball had anything to do with that. 45) TORPEDO JOEL LEPAK (18)- did you know that at one time joel was one of the top three players in the league? man, how time has changed. now he's just an untimely grand slam and a handful of dumb things. i love him. SAM LYNN (18)- quick, name the captains of the 4 world championship teams! mcclelland, jon olsavsky, clayton and...sam lynn? yup, sam lynn. and to go with her ring, sam also has a nice shot that would have her hitting around .500. since her surprise new years eve reunion with the 960 crew, the rumblings have begun that sami may come back in '05. wouldn't that be nice? 47) ANNE CARINE (17.5)- the sbl's sexiest pair of legs land at number 47 in the preseason rankings. just north of them legs are a pretty nice set of fingertips that put the biscuit in the basket half the time. that's a .500 average for the paul radkowski's of the world. 48) KURT RODEMOYER (16.5)- the best gratuitizer in the league (he dropped nearly 100 bucks on my girl kylee down at the lube a couple of weeks ago) has announced that he'll be moving to hotlanta as soon as possible, probably to become a ludacris backup dancer. is there a possibility that "as soon as possible" will be "end of the summer" and whoever drafts him will end up with a late round steal that can shoot from anywhere and pounnd around down low with the best of 'em? 49) JEFF KNIGHT (16)- rando's kid brother is unproven in any athletic arena, but wears t-mac's and that should count for something. he's repeatedly mentioned he wanted to play in 2005, and given his recent infiltration of the basketball crew, it seems likely he'll see some action. it should be noted that he's real tall, too, and should be pretty good at tipping in even if he can't shoot. it should also be noted that i waited until the last line of this summary to mention he'll be a daddy real soon. 50) ERIN HAYDEN (15.5)- erin's great. is she great at baseketball, though? THE OTHERS 51) JEN GAVALA (15) ADDAM STAINBROOK (15) 53) CASSIE PYLE (14.5) 54) KASSY BROWN (14) 55) JEFF PALLINI (13) 56) AMBER HOOVER (12) BRENDAN RADCLIFFE (12) 58) TESSA LOCKLOVICH (10) 59) THE KNIGHT BABY (1) 2005 HOME |