| WHO'S WINNING WHAT? sbl superstars and world-class assholes make their preseason picks in a number of categories |
| DANIELLE HENNON, the Serbian Jew Double Bluffs 9 of 22 regular season champ: serbian jew double bluffs world champs: serbian jew double bluffs player of the year: nate tomko, sj2b rookie of the year: greg lackey, pj&l least valuable player: is mentrek playing again this year? homerun derby winner: mark tarkanick, h.daddy reg. season homerun champ: mark tarkanick, h.daddy reg. season batting champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season rbi champ: jared clayton, d.punch reg. season double play champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey, h.daddy world all-stars(5): clayton, j. moroco, farrell, mcclelland, sam lynn sharon all-stars(5): tomko, goodpastor, corbett, weisberg, esenwein jukebox hero win total: 13 |
| KIP CORBETT, XdeathX 10 of 22 SBL Vice President of East Coast Operations regular season champ: serbian jew double bluffs world champs: serbian jew double bluffs player of the year: nate tomko, sj2b rookie of the year: billy picciotto, X least valuable player: ted's sister, short bus homerun derby winner: lee nespor, short bus reg. season homerun champ: jared clayton, d.punch reg. season batting champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season double play champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season psyche-out champ: sharon corbett, crackalakalakan world all-stars(5): clayton, jon biddle, farrell, mcclelland, tarkanick sharon all-stars(5): tomko, knight, corbett, weisberg, nespor jukebox hero win total: 6 |
| NATE TOMKO, Serbian Jew Double Bluffs 11 of 22 SBL President and CEO regular season champ: team donkey punch world champs: serbian jew double bluffs player of the year: jared clayton, d.punch rookie of the year: brendan radcliffe, pj&l least valuable player: mark tarkanick, h.daddy homerun derby winner: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season homerun champ: andy esenwein, pj&l reg. season batting champ: shelly goodpastor, sj2b reg. season rbi champ: jared clayton, d.punch reg. season double play champ: jon biddle, X reg. season psyche-out champ: jason betts, X world all-stars(5): clayton, m. moroco, frankovich, mcclelland, jon biddle sharon all-stars(5): tomko, goodpastor, corbett, knight, esenwein jukebox hero win total: 2 |
| HOW IT ACTUALLY WENT DOWN regular season champ: the serbian jew double bluffs world champs: serbian jew double bluffs player of the year: matt mcclelland, sj2b rookie of the year: dank elly, xdeathx least valuable player: jared clayton, donkey punch homerun derby winner: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season homerun champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season batting champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season double play champ: jon biddle, X reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey, h.daddy world all-stars(6): m. moroco, frankovich, mcclelland, jon biddle, p. lackey, d. lackey sharon all-stars(6): tomko, goodpastor, corbett, knight, weisberg, olsavsky jukebox hero win total: 4 |