| WHO'S WINNING WHAT? sbl superstars and world-class assholes make their preseason picks in a number of categories |
| BILLY WEISBERG, Teddy's Short Bus All-Stars 9 of 22 SBL Senior Chief of Staff/Head Presidential Consultant regular season champ: hoosier daddy world champs: serbian jew double bluffs player of the year: nate tomko, sj2b rookie of the year: brendan radcliffe, pj&l least valuable player: ted's sister, short bus homerun derby winner: jon biddle, X reg. season homerun champ: jared clayton, d.punch reg. season batting champ: shelly goodpastor, sj2b reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season double play champ: jared clayton, d.punch reg. season psyche-out champ: lee nespor, short bus world all-stars(5): clayton, tarkanick, j. moroco, mcclelland, jon biddle sharon all-stars(5): tomko, esenwein, weisberg, knight, goodpastor jukebox hero win total: 4 |
| JON BIDDLE, XdeathX 12 of 22 SBL Executive Director of Player Relations regular season champ: serbian jew double bluffs world champs: xdeathx player of the year: mikey moroco, hoosier daddy rookie of the year: dan kelly, X least valuable player: jeremy battyani, X homerun derby winner: who cares? i hit 7 in one game reg. season homerun champ: jared clayton, d.punch reg. season batting champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season double play champ: jon biddle, X reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey, hoosier daddy world all-stars(5): clayton, jon biddle, mckendry, frankovich, tarkanick sharon all-stars(5): tomko, esenwein, corbett, knight, goodpastor jukebox hero win total: 3 |
| JARED CLAYTON, Team Donkey Punch 10 for 22 regular season champ: serbian jew double bluffs world champs: donkey punch player of the year: billy weisberg, short bus rookie of the year: greg lackey, pj&l least valuable player: ted's sister, short bus homerun derby winner: jared clayton, d.punch reg. season homerun champ: jared clayton, d.punch reg. season batting champ: elysa farrell, d.punch reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season double play champ: jared clayton, d.punch reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey, hoosier daddy world all-stars(5): clayton, jon biddle, farrell, mcclelland, frankovich sharon all-stars(5): tomko, weisberg, corbett, nespor, goodpastor jukebox hero win total: 6 |
| MIKEY MOROCO, Hoosier Daddy 10.5 of 22 regular season champ: serbian jew double bluffs world champs: hoosier daddy player of the year: mark tarkanick, hoosier daddy rookie of the year: ted's sister, short bus least valuable player: ted gilliland, short bus homerun derby winner: jon biddle, X reg. season homerun champ: jared clayton, d.punch reg. season batting champ: shelly goodpastor, sj2b reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season double play champ: mark tarkanick, hoosier daddy reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey, hoosier daddy world all-stars(5): tarkanick, clayton, frankovich, mclelland, jon biddle sharon all-stars(5): tomko, weisberg, esenwein, nespor, goodpastor jukebox hero win total: 4.5 |
| BIG RANDO KNIGHT, PJ & the Ladies 14 of 22 regular season champ: serbian jew double bluffs world champs: serbian jew double bluffs player of the year: matt mcclelland, sj2b rookie of the year: brendan radcliffe, pj&l least valuable player: ted gilliland, short bus (if not for his play, then for his horrible drafting) homerun derby winner: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season homerun champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season batting champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season double play champ: mark tarkanick, hoosier daddy reg. season psyche-out champ: jason betts, X world all-stars(5): tarkanick, clayton, farrell, mclelland, jon biddle sharon all-stars(5): tomko, weisberg, esenwein, knight, corbett jukebox hero win total: how many times do they play ted's team? |
| MATT MCCLELLAND, Serbian Jew Double Bluffs 13 of 22 SBL Assistant to the Traveling Secretary regular season champ: serbian jew double bluffs world champs: serbian jew double bluffs player of the year: bill weisberg, short bus rookie of the year: one of nate's h.s. girls, sj2b least valuable player: ted's sister, short bus homerun derby winner: bill weisberg, short bus reg. season homerun champ: jared clayton, d.punch reg. season batting champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season double play champ: jon biddle, X reg. season psyche-out champ: chicken leg lackey, h.daddy world all-stars(5): clayton, tarkanick, mcclelland, frankovich sharon all-stars(5): tomko, corbett, weisberg, knight, goodpastor jukebox hero win total: 8 |
| TEDDY GILLILAND, Teddy's Short Bus All-Stars 12 of 22 regular season champ: team donkey punch world champs: serbian jew double bluffs player of the year: matt mcclelland, sj2b rookie of the year: paul radkowski, sj2b least valuable player: ween farmartino, X homerun derby winner: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season homerun champ: jared clayton, d.punch reg. season batting champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season double play champ: jon biddle, X reg. season psyche-out champ: jon olsavsky, sj2b world all-stars(5): clayton, jon biddle, mcclelland, k-unit, gilliland sharon all-stars(5): tomko, esenwein, nespor, knight, goodpastor jukebox hero win total: 7 |
| JAMIE MOROCO, Team Donkey Punch 9 for 22 SBL Rear Admiral regular season champ: pj & the ladies world champs: the serbian jew double bluffs player of the year: billy weisberg, short bus rookie of the year: greg lackey, pj&l least valuable player: ted gilliland, short bus homerun derby winner: bryan frankovich, h.daddy reg. season homerun champ: jared clayton, d.punch reg. season batting champ: shelly goodpastor, sj2b reg. season rbi champ: nate tomko, sj2b reg. season double play champ: billy weisberg, short bus reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey, hoosier daddy world all-stars(5): tarkanick, jon biddle, farrell, p. lackey, j. moroco sharon all-stars(5): tomko, weisberg, corbett, nespor, goodpastor jukebox hero win total: 10 |
| said by me after rando sent these back in april: " so wait, you think i'll win the homer, rbi and batting titles but not player of the year? you're a moron." oops. |