Once again we are left write-up-less, and once again the almighty finger of judgement points toward Rando.  Nothing interesting at all happened this week, luckily, so there isn't much to miss.  Terry Hall told us how great he was about three or four dozen times.  Thank god THAT never gets old.  Another worthless statistic was invented by Ben and Paul.  Let's applaud them for that.  There were like 14 of the same kid at Brian's house.  One would walk by and then ten seconds later : hey, there he goes again.  Did the color of his Weezer-brand slip-on shoes change color?  No, wait, that's a different kid with that same haircut!  That's pretty much how the afternoon went.  I really need to buy stock in Johnson and Johnson because there is no way they get in and out of those jeans without vaseline.  If you build it (and put it on MTV), they will come.

Good luck, everyone.