| THE RUNNER-UP katie kelly, team wet dream she shouldn't have to move beyond the double line all year nate tomko, live sex wont be able to rain homers without riciculous offense around him terry shernisky, wet dream whose gonna steal d.p.'s from him? lee? nate tomko, live sex high average + homeruns = many rbi lenny crist, frankenbitches would give dennis a run for his money if he could get enough playing time billy weisberg, minoriteam edges biddle thanks to a few planned alley-oops from mac attack... dennis lackey, jukebox hero the sbl takes pity on dennis and finds him a real home with playoff hopes mid-season for an extra 10 games nate tomko, live sex isn't about to hand it over, but has yet to go back-to-back in 5 dominating seasons jason jennings, live sex might have trouble cracking starting lineup, but jukebox minutes should have him in mix jamie fabian, bukkake tsunami should follow in cuzzin' jermey's footsteps and blow up in year duece ben smith, bukkake tsunami should have plenty of practice heading into week 13 showdown w/ sbl live sex celebration shelley shows up just in time to warm up for postseason and put a scare into wet dream after her team hovers around .500 without her |
| NOT GONNA BE AROUND FOR THE SUMMER? THEN JUST READ THIS TO FIND OUT HOW THE SEASON'S GONNA PLAY OUT! let's take a gander at some of the sbl's coveted statistical categories and give some precictions on who's gonna be the cock of the walk in each and every one of 'em. and, not being one for brevity, we'll toss in some runners up as well as darkhorses in each sector. |
| THE RECOGNITION regular season batting champ regular season homer champ regular season double play champ regular season rbi champ regular season pyche-out champ regular season assist champ at-bat king player of the year rookie of the year most improved player homerun derby winner sbl world champ |
| THE WINNER nate tomko, live sex 4 for 4 in this area over the past four seasons ben smith, bukkake tsunami smiff lives for this category, plain and simple jon biddle, cashdollar perhaps nothing in the sbl is as foregone a conclusion terry shernisky, wet dream batting .650 behind two other .650 is one way to gobble up ribbies dennis lackey, jukebox hero some people were born to cure cancer. dennis was born to win this sbl stat category. nate tomko, live sex should actually win this more handily given that his team will miss more than in the past danielle hennon, cashdollar though she's no longer "captain", expect hennon to see lots of yellow mesh terry shernisky, wet dream just too much firepower on offense to ignore t-money for the ernest in his second year ray cataline, cashdollar top rook in the draft should be the cream of a relatively weak crop jamie moroco, live sex has been waiting for this oppurtunity for a long time. don't expect her to squander it nate tomko, live sex hard to bet against nate on his own court. had his best derby ever last year and lost team wet dream aryn, terry and katie outscore an sbl that has distributed its talent too evenly to keep up with explosive offense |
| THE DARKHORSE greg lackey, frankenbitches most improved player saw his average rise .150 in '05 matt mcclelland, minoriteam while not considered an outside shooter, followed up 14 hr season with hrd second rando knight, bukk. tsunami rando is always near the top, and is once again on a team where he's the best at this mikey moroco, cashdollar pat lackey got 100 batting behind hennon last year, and mikey's a better hitter jon bidde, cashdollar is quite funny, especially to his close friends, none of whom are on his team matt mcclelland, minoriteam ...unless matt bats in front and billy lobs a few his way erin hayden, minoriteam most likely won't be sitting herself much, and don't expect pressure from billy and matt to do so jon olsavsky, frankenbitches odd to think of him as a darkhorse, but is certainly surrounded by enough talent to get a 2nd ernest john offutt, bukkake tsunami seriously... the rookie class is this thin? aryn christman, wet dream write it down now: aryn christman, player of the year finalist jon biddle, cashdollar has had success launching longballs at ass clown cashdollar and associates biddle's defense and mikey's clutch shooting take low seed to the promised land... where they get swept by either wet dream or live sex 2-nil. |