A SNEAK PEAK AT THE 2007 ALL-STAR SQUADS

By nate tomko

 

If the all-star teams were announced today, here’s who’s looking at a spot in the biggest game of the summer:

 

SHARON

 

the starters

Terry Shernisky,  Kathleen Turner Overdrive

    17gp, 32hr, .674avg., 120rbi, 6ast, 63dp, 0psyche, 0dumb

    Shernisky has practically carried Kathleen Turner Overdrive on his back this season, and it’s shown in the stats, as Terry has himself right in the middle of a 2-man race with Nate Tomko for player of the year.  He’s currently first in batting average, well ahead of the pack and will likely end the season tops in that category for the first time in his career.  A shoo-in for the Sharon squad.

 

Nate Tomko, The Sparkling Wiggles

   15gp, 36hr, .651avg, 131rbi, 10ast, 73dp, 8psyche, 2dumb

   As usual, Nate is at the top of the pack in just about every category, and as usual, he’s a lock for an all-star spot.  However, for the first time in his 7-season career, Tomko may not be the top vote-getter in the league and runs the risk of not captaining his all-star team, as Shernisky may actually be having a better campaign.

 

Billy Weisberg, PJ & the Ladies

   17gp, 2 hr, .516avg, 73rbi, 4ast, 27dp, 1psyche, 5 dumb

    When a six-time sbl all-star puts up career numbers in both average and runs batted in, it’s a pretty safe bet he’ll be getting votes to start an all-star contest for the 7th time.  Weisberg is doing that, and after last week, has a suprising ladies team in the hunt for a first round bye.  The most consistent player on his team, while perhaps not the most talented, Weisberg has earned this spot.

 

Katie Kelly, The Sparkling Wiggles

   16gp, 3hr, .643avg., 61rbi, 2ast, 6dp, 0psyche, 0dumb

    After being snubbed for her first all-star appearance last season, Katie is well on her way to knocking the door down this year.  Her batting average is good for second in the SBL, while her runs batted in numbers have her in the top five.  On top of that, she’s done what the SBL fans have been asking her do for years- step back beyond the single line.  In doing so, and keeping her numbers up, Katie has solidified her spot on the Sharon team.

 

the subs

Aryn Christman, Team Double Stuff

   16gp, 4hr, .516avg., 49rbi, 0ast, 8dp, 0psyche, 3dumb

   In captaining a very shaky Double Stuff team to a 6-10 record, still not out of the hunt for a first round bye, Aryn may very well have locked up her second consecutive all-star appearance.  She currently sits at 11th in the SBL in batting average and 10th in RBIs.  Given those numbers, plus the fact that nobody on Double Stuff is as deserving as she is, all Aryn has to do is maintain her level of play over the final couple of weeks and she’s in.

 

Terry Hall, The Screamin’ Seagulls

   14gp, 13hr, .336avg., 44rbi, 1ast, 39dp, 1psyche, 4dumb

   In a close battle with teammate Jon Olsavsky for the final spot on the Sharon all-star squad, Terry eeks out the victory mainly because he’s appeared in 14 games to Olsavsky’s 11.  While the next two weeks could swing the voters either more in Terry’s favor or lose him some votes, they’ll certainly be important to the blackest superstar in the SBL.  This would be an easier call if that batting average could get up somewhere around .400.

 

the snubs

Big Rando Knight, PJ & the Ladies

   14gp, 3hr, .451avg., 48rbi, 1ast, 27dp, 7psyche, 6dumb

   The Detroit Tigers clause, stating that every team must have a representative, is really going to job Rando on this one.  He’s having a better year than either Olsavsky or Hall, and if not Christman, then he’s right there with her.  Strong play over the next few weeks may convince the voters that Rando absolutely cannot be left off this squad, but right now he’s got some work to do.

 

Jon Olsavsky, The Screamin’ Seagulls

   11gp, 8hr, .554avg., 31rbi, 3ast, 15dp, 2psyche, 1dumb

   Opting to sit out for the first three weeks has really hurt Jon here.  He’s running neck and neck with four other players for two all-star spots, but he’s been the better of the four since he began playing full-time again.  His batting average is 4th in the SBl, and his inside play is superior to most of the players in the league.  He’s a 5-time SBL all-star, but he’ll need a big finish to make it 6.

 

 

 

THE WORLD

 

the starters

Bryan Frankovich, Hot Fuzz

   16gp, 20hr, .503avg., 93rbi, 6ast, 66dp, 0psyche, 1dumb

   While he’s fallen out of the player of the year race over the last few weeks (though one good week could get him right back in it) Bryan is still a lock for the World all-star team.  This would mark his 4th consecutive all-star appearance, and he’ll be looking to make it two straight all-star MVP’s.  He’s top three in the SBL in homeruns, RBI, Assists and Double plays and is currently the only logical choice to captain the World team.

 

Matt Mcclelland, The Nappy Headed Hos

   16gp, 4hr, .541avg., 46rbi, 4ast, 39dp, 2psyche, 2dumb

   As one of only a handful of players in the SBL capable of lighting up every statistical category, Mac is well on his way to his fourth straight all-star appearance.  He’s the best player on a very good Ho’s squad, and given his history, could very well wrestle the captain spot away from B.Frank by seasons end.  He’s top six in the league in batting average, assists and double plays.

 

Mike Moroco, Hot Fuzz

   11gp, 14hr, .508, 54rbi, 3ast, 21dp, 4psyche, 4dumb

   Though he’s played in fewer games than any all-star starter, Mike has done just enough in his limited time to earn his 4th all-star spot in a row.  He’s running neck and neck with Ben Smith and Pat Lackey for this starting spot, and being in the top nine in the league in every category save batting average is certainly not hurting him here.  Besides, don’t we need a 2-time all-star MVP in the all-star game?

 

Ben Smith, The Nappy Headed Hos

   16gp, 13hr, .414avg., 54rbi, 4ast, 20dp, 0psyche, 5dumb

   The captain of the NHH should have done enough, assuming he can keep up his play, to make his third straight all-star game.  While as usual he’s not performing up to his abilities, he’s still one of the best players in the game,  and being in the top seven in homers, runs batted in and assists goes a long way in proving that.  Furthermore, he’s led his Ho’s to the second-best record in the game, which should help him grab some extra votes.

 

the subs

Pat Lackey, The Sparkling Wiggles

   14gp, 7hr, .519avg., 51rbi, 1ast, 9dp, 0psyche, 1dumb

   Can someone please tell me why Pat Lackey has zero psyche outs and only one dumb thing?  This former all-star has really put up some impressive numbers this year, especially considering who he bats behind.  While he won’t actually be able to play in the all-star game as he’ll be living in Carolina at that time, he should certainly be recognized for his effort this season, as he’s on pace to shatter his career high batting average.

 

Greg Lackey,  Kathleen Turner Overdrive

   12p, 2hr, .486avg., 38rbi, 0ast, 15dp, 5psyche, 4dumb

   While other world players may have put up better offensive numbers, few can also bring the solid defense Greg brings to the table.  No one else in the running for the 6th and final World spot possesses Greg combination of offense, double play ability, and psyche out potential.  He has his work cut out for him if he wants to hold on, but as of now Glack is lined up for his first all-star appearance.

 

the snubs

Jamie Moroco, The Nappy Headed Hos

   14gp, 3hr, .523avg., 42rbi, 0ast, 1dp, 0psyche, 1dumb

   Jamie is thisclose to earning only her second all-star appearance, but her first since 2001.  She’s putting up some stellar offensive numbers; her .523 average is the highest it’s ever been, and she’s on pace to break her previous best in RBI.  Unfortunately, she lacks the defensive play of most other all-star candidates, and right now her offensive numbers aren’t quite far enough ahead to get her the nod.  She will get a lot of votes now, but I expect her to really turn it on over the final 2 weeks.

 

Jamie Fabian, Team Double Stuff

   16gp, 4hr, .438avg., 36rbi, 0ast, 22dp, 2psyche, 2dumb

    Mr. Fabian has gone, in only one year, mind you, from jukebox hero regular and 2-innings a week on his regular team to an all-star candidate.  Amazing.  While he’s not as talented as Biddle or Dank (at least not yet), Jamie is consistent for Double Stuff.  He consistently shows up, and he consistently plays well.  He’ll have a hard time cracking the World all-stars without some incredible play down the stretch, but what Jamie does have going for him is a handful of Sharon players who could well pass Aryn Christman for an all-star spot, meaning Jamie would end up on the World team as part of the Tigers clause.

 

Dennis Lackey, PJ & the Ladies

   7gp, 11hr, .451avg., 50rbi, 0ast, 8dp, 5psyche, 2dumb

    Had he shown up even half the time, he’d not only be an all-star, but would likely be in the player of the year race.  And the Ladies wouldn’t be 6-10, either.

 

 

PRES2007