| sbl season 3, week 9 july 13, 2003 auschwitz gardens PJ & THE LADIES- 4 WEENISES STRIKE BACK- 13 led by brian frankovich's 7 for 9, 4 rbi, 2 double play performance, the weenises were able to reel off their fourth straight win and are officially back in the playoff hunt at 8-9. while frankovich had another solid all-around game, and certainly must be considered when discussing rookie of the year candidates, he was certainly not a one-man team. each of the five weenises who saw action contributed at least 2 rbi, and billy weisberg got his dp for the week, a big ninth inning tip to stymie any sort of ladies rally. for the ladies, who also sit at 8-9, big rando knight was high man for his team with 4 hits in 11 at-bats and a trifecta of rbi's, while jonny augrautin had another fine performance on the defensive side with 3 dp's and a psyche-out. TRANSEXUAL HEARTBREAKERS- 4 GONADS & STRIFE- 17 nate tomko's two-out, 2-run triple in the bottom half of the 6th inning drove home lee nespor and hellfire stainbrook and expanded the lead to 13, enacting the 12-run mercy rule and dropping the heartbreakers to 9-8. for the first time all season, the heartbreakers were held homer-less. neither of the big three- k-unit rodemoyer, inside out boy clayton or she-ra leyde- were able to get one of their barrage of homers to fall thru, and the live by the homer attack of the trannies was proven to work in the opposite way as well. believe it or not, sarah allan had the best game in the losing effort, hitting half of her 6 shots and driving in 2. for the victors, the one-two punch of shelly goodpastor and nate tomko was red hot, combining to hit 17 or 21 with 15 rbi's. both nespor and stainnrook added 4 hits, and tomko and stainbrook contributed a pair of dp's each. WEENISES STRIKE BACK- 16 JUKEBOX HERO- 17 the weenises were scheduled to play team lunchbox hero here, and due to the mclaughlin's not showing up again, were awarded the automatic win. however, the sbl took this oppurtunity to let some of it's lesser-known stars shine, and wouldn't you know it, the danielle hennon captained jukebox heroes were able to pull off the exhibition win. lee nespor (G&S) pulled one hell of a game out of his ass, hitting 3 homers and knocking in 6. big rando knight (PJ&L) assisted 2 danielle hennon homers, tipped in 4 dp's, andhit7 of his 12 shots for 4 rbi's. jason creaser, who played much of the game in a silky green thong, was credited with 2 psyche outs. and to finish it all off, danielle hennon hit 6 of 11 with 5 rbi. for the weenises, who certainly weren't lacking offense themselves, pat lackey was off the hizzay, hitting 4 homers, including an 8th inning big slam, and collected 10 rbi's. feathered hair lackey added 4 base hits and an rbi, and bill weisberg spent the game in the penalty box after fucking up his attempted swat of danielle hennon. JUKEBOX HERO- 7 MILF HUNTERS- 3 (10 innings) apparantly nobody informed jukebox hero they weren't supposed to be any good. big rando knight hit on half of his 10 attempts, including a huge 2-run homer in the top of the tenth, to lead his makeshift team to it's second win in as many tries. after a grueling 9 innings that saw the two teams combine for a measely 6 runs, the jukebox came alive in extra innings, with lee nespor, joel leptak and jay creaser nailing back to back to back doubles, followed by knight's heroics. after the scoring came to a halt, the heroes held on in the field, helped by a creaser psyche-out and a kip corbett dumb thing. jason creaser tallied 4 runs batted in, and jole lepak finished with 4 of 9 marksmanship. steve mentrek and kip corbett each nailed solo homers in the losing effort. with the forfeit win, however, the milf hunters raised their record to 11-6 and were able to stay within a game of gonads & strife for the top seed in the playoffs. VICE CITY MIRACLES- 12 TRANSEXUAL HEARTBREAKERS- 4 fucking computer shut down, so now i have to re-write the last three. excuse the brevity. biddle didn't show up on time and the miracles were able to stay within one without him. when he showed up, ted got happy. ted got an assist. all three miracles hit homers. happy mclelland went 7 of 13. jon biddle turned 2 double plays. erin leyde hit a homer and drove in 3 in a losing effort. MILF HUNTERS- 7 PJ & THE LADIES- 8 jon olsavsky did real good, 6 of 10, 2 rbi, 1 assist, 7 double plays. joel lepak didn't do so bad, either. he had five hits. big rando had his third assist of the day. for the milf hunters, whos loss ensured gonads and strife of the final playoff spot, kip corbett and the sex machine hit solo homers, but combined for 4 dumb things. VICE CITY MIRACLES- 5 GONADS & STRIFE- 9 tim meyers is a defensive machine, tipping in 4 double plays. shelly goodpastor hit 6 of 8, 5 rbi and a homer. for the losers, teddy gillliland hit 5 of 11 with a pair of rbi. jon biddle stroked a homer. much fun was had by all. BACK |