| sbl 2003, week 7 june 29 Hoffa Centre ------------------------------------Annotated by Permission of the British Royal Seat--------------------------------- (i saw big ted kissing santa claus) Ok, let's get this out of the way right now : the ladies sweep once again (imagine how good they'd be if they hadn't waited till the 4th week to start playing). As the two tardiest (of late) sbl team's took the field to battle one another, both the milfs and the ladies realized that they had come up a player short. As a kind gesture to all involved, Will Williamson was kind enough to take on shooting duties for both teams. He was held hitless for yet another week, he was, however, able to break up all double plays attempted against him. Fortunately, his teammats put up a better showing. For the ladies (consisting of captain Knight and that other guy), the long ball game easy : 5 home runs between the two of them, at least, with similar results coming from the milfs. In the end, though, the curiously ambiguous chemistry of the two ladies simply put more runs on the board. After a late innings grandslam by Titanic cut the lead to 1, the ladies were still able to hold on for the win. After an unforgettable full-team scrum, the ladies then took on the Transexuals....all 35 of them. It is necessary to point out that this game featured the return of long-ball queen Miss Leyde, and the first appearance of the Ukranian sensation, Nolan Voodoo. The game was pretty lackluster, but the ladies (now reunited with Torpedo Lepak), were able to kick out the jammies. They won too. I do remember this push during the last shot of the game....... I'm sorry I can't remember much about the other games, but I don't exactly have the scorebook in front of me, and this is posthumous by about 2 weeks. I was also busy during this week of play making sure I didn't swear, chew with my mouth open, take the lord's name in vain, or mention a rival family. There is no easter bunny. The Weenises beat the milf hunters to payback the grueling upset of the week previous, thus proving that THC Mentrek is far superior to Titanic. The Gonads killed everybody this week. The lunchbox game was almost unbearable to watch, let alone ref. Kudos to Heasley and Ramsey for showing up, at least. They're both nice guys, and one of them can play pretty good (if a bit dirty). Ramsey just couldn't come up with the big psyche-outs this week. Rumor has it that Kevin missed week 8 because due to beginning primary shooting on matrix 3. Sean Hood had a grandslam in the aforementioned game...pass *cough*, which Aaron Stainbrook "assisted" nicely. Try proving a shot of that distance isn't a shot though, I dare you. Goodbye forever, lunchbox hero. Some of us will miss some of you. Nate probably had 19 homeruns. VCM played even-steven as usual this week. Ted sure can shoot all the sudden. I think he digested Jordon. Is there an african-american in your bloodstream, Ted? Player of the week and Team of the week both go to Ted Danson. |