| sbl 2003, week 6 june 22 the big house --------------------------------------------------the annotated version----------------------------------------------- (this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass) The most interesting/controversial occurence of the week involved milf hunter/tom hanks impersonator Jiff Korbet. After Jiff's milfs were able to "defeat" the encroaching Gonads, a ruling was made by League President Tomko (also a member of Gonads - a major source of fuel for anti-league activists) that the game was null and void because Jiffy was not wearing the requisite milf-hunter attire thus forcing his team to forfeit. Ironically, with a 2-man roster devoid of Jiff, the remaining milf hunters were still able to devour the weenises for the second game. Much credit should therefore be afforded Steve Mentrik and Jason Betts for outstanding performances. After week 6, Jiff has not been seen again, though it is rumoured that a great deal of anti-Tomko rhetoric has been heard from his bullpen. Interestingly enough, the same situation befell the lunchbox heroes who, after an impressive showing, athletically, on their part, and a chaotically stimulating affair by pj and the ladies (which left this reporter/player bewildered), saw an overturned call, and the losers became winners and vice versa, granting the ladies a win by forfeit. An out of uniform call was the butcher once again, this time against multiple heroes. With the exception of a quick visit the following week, the bulk of the heroes were never heard from again. It should also be noted that the transexual heartbreakers had a spectaculor week, ousting the gonads and the miracles with Inside-out boy Clayton heading the charge with 30 or 40 homeruns. The one dude who looks like Mark Metro but isn't Mark Metro played really good too, for whatever team he's on. Player of the week : Joel Lepak (after refusing to put his jersey on to allow him to play, he then attempted to interfere with the proceeding games as much as possible until he was chased down by president tomko and others after a 3 hour man-hunt) Team of the week : Lunchbox Hero + the Jason Betts Hunters L.H. - even despite me saying this just to be an asshole, the heroes had a fantastic week (by their standards). The hunters - Even without the duties of three of their biggest players (Lynn, Titanic and Hanks), the milfs, in their one non-forfeit game, demolished the weenises. Everyone knows that Mentrick is a baseketball buddah (all inside jokes apply), and everyone acknowledges that J. Betts is one of the most loveable baseketball players, but this is certainly the week in which it can actually be said, without hesitation, that Jason Betts is a good PLAYER. the transexuals probably deserve on here too, but Jared Clayton does it with little boys. |