THE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR RACE

  A meeting of the minds not so long ago over some pretty bitchin $2.50 mini-pitchers at splitz allowed a few other players to get themselves into the rookie of the year race this season.  In previous years, only those who had not played in any prior season were eligible to win ROTY.  However, it was decided that rookies will now also include those who played in only one week in the previous season, which opens the door for a handful of other SBL superstars this season, and should make for an interesting rookie game.

  Here is how I see this years rookie of the year race playing out if voting where to take place today:

 

Winner- Opie Neff, Fleshy Funbridges

19 GP, .380 AVG., 44 RBI, 14 HR, 2 AST, 19 DP, 0 PSY, 9 DUMB

   As of now, the ROTY is Opie’s to lose.  He’ll get some competition down the stretch, and there are probably more talented players in the ’08 rookie class, but no rookie has shown up as consistently or meant more to his squad.  Right now, this is a no-brainer.

 

Runner-up:  Tim Martin, Laser Cats

8 GP, .527 AVG., 23 RBI, 3 HR, 4 AST, 15 DP, 0 PSY, 2 DUMB

  One of the beneficiaries of the new rule, Martin has been a solid 3rd or 4th for the Cats this season.  He may well be the most talented rookie, but his lack of games played (including his seeming unwillingness to play for jukebox here) may cost him.  If he shows up in the final three weeks he’ll close the gap fast.

 

3:  Chris Pacsi, Kyoto Kamikazees

7 GP, .383 AVG., 28 RBI, 13 HR, 1 AST, 13 DP, 0 PSY, 5 DUMB

  I’d put Pacsi and Martin neck and neck right now for the 2-spot.  After a strong early season showing that had him way out in front of the pack, Pacsi has been a no show for three weeks in a row.  As a result, he’s now in the middle of the pack.  He definitely has the skills and the team to get himself back to the top by voting time, but obviousl that’s going to require him showing up.

 

4:  Brandon Gillshire, Banana Democracy

13 GP, .300 AVG., 19 RBI, 2 HR, 0 AST, 13 DP, 0 PSY, 11 DUMB

  Where did this guy disappear to?  He was in the thick of things not so long ago, and may well have been the most consistent player of a surprising BD squad, which in itself would have earned him some votes.  He’s now been MIA for two weeks, which to me seems very strange considering how into the SBL Gillshire appeared to be.

 

5:  Billy Deforest, Laser Cats

13 GP, .383 AVG., 18 RBI, 6 HR, 0 AST, 2 DP, 0 PSY, 0 DUMB

  Billy unfortunately plays on the deep and talented Laser Cats, which has certainly cost him some stats this year.  Furthermore, he’s been less than spectacular in his JBH performances.  He does, however, have a great personality and genuine interest in showing up every week, and a couple of good games this weekend will probably vault him over the two gentlemen above him if they continue to keep away.

 

6:  Arica Christman, Kyoto Kamikazees

3 GP, .667 AVG., 11 RBI, 2 HR, 0 AST, 0 DP, 0 PSY, 0 DUMB

  Okay, so she’s probably not going to show up again, which will surely eliminate her from consideration, but what a performance she had last Sunday in her first week of baseketball.  For arguments sake, lets say she does show up one more week and passes the few people above her to lead the league in batting average come seasons end.  Think that’ll get her a vote or two?  Maybe next year we can get her to come from week one… first female ROTY?

 

7:  Chuck Muszik, Banana Democracy

5 GP, .381 AVG., 6 RBI, 0 HR, 0 AST, 8 DP, 0 PSY, 1 DUMB

  Realistically, Chuck isn’t in anyone’s equation right now.  He’s just on this list because 1) he was nearly a consensus ROTY pick in April and 2) he’s definitely got the talent to play himself back up the ladder in the final three weeks.  Sadly, Chuck will be getting married next weekend, which probably means he’s done for the year.

 

 

 

 

THE BEST DEFENSIVE TEAMS IN THE SBL THROUGH WEEK SEVEN

 

1)  Laser Cats

  It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that the team in the league with the best two defensive players in the league is going to be good at defense.  Shernisky and Tomko are still a cut above the rest defensively, though the gap is closer on this side of the ball than offense.  What really makes the Cats tick, though, is their total lack of weakness here.  With the athletic trio of Tim Martin, Bob Spohn, or Billy Deforest, it doesn’t really matter; they’re gonna know that anyone on the court can box out or tip in. Tomko’s also coercing psyche-outs at what in any year would be a record pace.

 

2)  The Queens of the Rest Stop Reacharound

  It’s hard to imagine that a team whose regular third starter is a girl would make number two on this list, but the fact that the girl is Aryn Christman and the boys are twin towers Stud and Bryan Frankovich should erase all doubts.  Bryan is one of the top defensive players in the league, and Stud would be considered the same if he’d take some of those double plays for himself.  Aryn is more adept at D than most guys in the SBL, and if John Davidson or Lou Shernisky happen to be around as a 3rd, even better.

 

3)  Voltron

  It was stated by someone prior to the season that under the tutelage of Billy Weisberg, Mike Frankovich would evolve into one of the better defensive players in the league.  Boom!

  Weisberg, St. John, Lockovich, Jamie Fabian and Frankovich give the V the deepest defensive rotation in the business, and now that they’ve added top-tier defensive force Jared Clayton to the mix, they could easily shoot up to the top of this list before seasons end.  Their only downfall?  Nobody even tries to psyche-out.

 

4)  Oatcake Hate Monsters

  I covered this pretty thoroughly in my fact or fiction this week.  Terry is good and Mac is gonna get the double plays that fall his way.  Without one of those two, this is the worst defensive team in the league.  I still think they should sacrifice some of their plentiful offense to shore up the D.

 

5)  The Banana Democracy

  Kip Corbett has always been a solid defensive player, and may have one of the toughest box-outs in the league to get around.  Ben Smith has been a monster on the boards since his return, though that can probably be attributed to Kip always boxing out and John Offutt being the third.  If this team gets Gillshire, who is way more athletic than he appears, back into the defensive lineup they could seriously shut some teams down come playoff time.  And I haven’t even mentioned Dennis Lackey, who has a 5-psyche-out game in him waiting to explode, or Chuck Muszik, who is a 60+ double play guy if he plays an entire season.

 

6)  The Kyoto Kamikazees

  Mike Moroco.  That’s the only reason this team isn’t last.  He’s the best psyche-out artist currently working in the SBL, and his ability to turn the seemingly unturnable double play makes him the most exciting player to watch on this side of the ball.  He’s already passed pal Bryan and is closing the gap quickly on Nate and Terry.

 

7)  The Fleshy Funbridges

   Though Opie and Rando are serviceable defensive players, this team has yet to produce any third that is capable of even slowing down an opponent on their way to an assist.  Any team is going to struggle with three players best described as ‘serviceable’ anchoring the defense… two ‘serviceables’ and a human pylon aren’t going to get it done.  At least they’ve got Lee Nespor entertaining us with his bevy of psyche-outs.

 

 

 

SBL PICKS, WEEK 8

 

Oatcake vs  Funbridges

  On paper, this one seems like it’s gonna be pretty one sided.  I’m guessing it’s gonna play out that way on the court as well.  Here’s hoping Rando decides to make another run at 100 homers this week (yeah, he’s not even close) in an effort to keep this 6-inning game interesting with some sort of side story. 

My prediction:  Oatckake- 22, FF- 6 (6 innings)

 

Funbridges vs. Voltron

  The good news for the FF is that they’re gonna be playing a Voltron team that will be missing Billy Weisberg and Gavin St. John.  That should leave a Val Taylor, Mike Frankovich, Derek Lockovich, Jared Clayton lineup that Rando and Co. will be able to keep up with.  Note that I didn’t say win.

  Voltron- 15, FF- 13

 

Kamikazees vs. Oatcake

  I made this my upset of the week on the front page of the website, and I’m not gonna bury a safe pick in the depths of the site.  The Kamikazees get Pacsi and Glackey back and put on one for the ages, taking down an Oatcake team that is only 2-2 over the past couple weeks in a real nailbiter.

  KK- 22, Oatcake- 20 (10 innings)

 

Cats vs. Queens

  Many people, most vocally Matt Mcclelland, have stated that this is the game the Cats will lose.  Not to imply that this team is incapable of ending the streak at 14, but I beg to differ.  The Cats have already taken the Queens best punch on this court, a 35-30 game in week two.  This is a court where both Nate Tomko and Terry Shernisky historically play very well, and Bryan doesn’t exactly have a glowing record against either of those two.  The Cats have played to the level of their competition all year.  They can win this one 40-39 or 2-1.

  Laser Cats- 26, Queens-  20

 

Cats vs. Banana Democaracy

  It was stated earlier this week that Biddle and Fred would be back for this game.  Pardon me for getting your blood pumpin, but I was a week early on that one.  They won’t be back for another week.  So Cats easily, obviously.

  NOT SO FAST!

 This is the game the Cats are more likely to drop this week.  They will obviously be more concerned with the red-hot Queens, and rightfully so.  But last time out against the BD, they escaped with their narrowest win of the year.  Ben Smith, sick of everyone referring to him as a ‘washed up former homer shooter foolishly trying to reestablish himself as something he’s not just to try and cling to one final season of glory in a league that is rapidly passing him by and who is also a homo’, decides to step back and light things up like he did for bukkake tsunami at this very venue in the playoffs two seasons ago.  Can it happen?

  Laser Cats- 22, BD- 11

 

Banana Democracy vs. Jukebox

  This team needs a win, so they’ll get a team they should beat.  And they will, because they’re too good to lose to Jukebox twice in a row.

  BD- 15, JBH- 5

 

Jukebox vs. Voltron

  I seriously think that Voltron, in its weakened state, is going to drop one this Sunday.  Since I’ve already picked them to beat the Funbridges, I guess this is the one. 

  Over the past few weeks, we’ve been having trouble forming crappy jukebox teams.  The trend continues this week, and Voltron loses another tough one to fall even further back in the SBL National.  And Jukebox inches closer to a date with the playoffs.

  JBH- 12, Voltron- 8

 

Queens vs. Kamikazees

  The queens aren’t bad enough to lose two on their home court, and the Kamikazees aren’t nearly good enough to beat two of the top three teams in the league in the same week.  The magic is lost, and this one turns ugly early.  The Kamikazees aren’t built to dig themselves out of holes.  Or hold on to leads, for that matter.

  Queens- 21, KK- 4

 

 

 

 

 

 

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