RANDOM TOUGHTS FROM THE SBL TASKMASTER ON THE 2006 SEASON

-  what the hell happened to jon olsavsky?  i wouldn't say this about 95% of the players in the sbl, but i think we need him in this league.

- speaking of needing people, i think i may finally be over the fear of being shelley-less.  two full seasons without batting behind her and i haven't died of loneliness.

- and wasn't she supposed to be back by now?

- nobody will be beating team wet dream from here on out

- bryan frankovich deserves an ernest

- from week one, this was a great sbl season

- lee nespor fucking killed me this year. 

- joel lepak hasn't played a baseketball game in three years, and thats way too long

- there are a lot of ugly people in the world

- the minori-team is so close.  so very close.

- why does ben smith only have 16 homers?

- the best game of this past season was wet dream/live sex one at hoffa centre

- wet dream/frankenbitches at the superdrome in week 6 was a close second

- i love my team, but i miss playing with billy, pj and rando

- i don't remember derek lockovich being good

- sometimes one sundays, i wish we could play baseketball at 4 instead of 4:30

- everyone did a great job of offering up courts this season

- bukkake tsunami is going to pull out a win against cashdollar sunday.  then get pummeled by live sex.

- i see the minori-team/frankenbitches series being one of the best 3-game sets of all time.  and i'm not even predicting a winner.

- weren't the lackey's all good before?

- i miss ted

- the sbl is going to look very, very different in 2007.

- 64 is a lot of homers.  my arm hurts.

- would anyone have ever imagined 2 people getting 100 double plays in a season?  and not one of them being jon biddle?

- in a battle across time, bukkake tunami would beat the naacp handily.  the league has improved that much.

- maxim didn't have mandy moore in it's top 25 sexiest women in the world list, and that makes me never want to reas maxim again

- somebody needs to take this league over, because i just don't have the time anymore


pres 2006