| SOME MORE RANDOM STUFF TOP PLAYER OF THE YEAR CANDIDATES: - shelley goodpastor, uncle jed's pocket watch 14 gp, 13 hr, .713 avg., 69 rbi - ben smith, train on terry shernisky 13 gp, 23 hr, .559 avg., 93 rbi, 12 dp - nate tomko, pj & the ladies 15 gp, 37 hr, .770 avg, 118 rbi, 5 ast, 43 dp, 3 psyche outs - terry shernisky, return of the weenises 12 gp, 13 hr, .636 avg, 63 rbi, 3 ast, 43 dp SO CLOSE TO BEING A PLAYER OF THE YEAR CANDIDATE: - bryan frankovich, team koopa troopa 10 gp, 20 hr, .554 avg, 66 rbi, 2 ast, 16 dp - jeff knight, train on terry shernisky 16 gp, 13 hr, .483 avg, 76 rbi, 4 ast, 27 dp - matt mcclelland, team koopa troopa 14 gp, 10 hr, .620 avg., 58 rbi, 2 ast, 11 dp - jon biddle, the fupalooters 13 gp, 2 hr, .504 avg, 44 rbi, 3 ast, 48 dp THE OPPOSITE END OF THE SPECTRUM: - mark tarkanick, the fupalooters 0 games played, drafted 11th overall - pat o'mahoney, team koopa troopa; jon olsavsky, analisa goodthing; elysa farrell, analisa goodthing all three have apparantly left their teams high and dry after putting up good numbers early in the season - jimmy holl, jukebox hero one-hit wonder is set to become only the second player in sbl annals to finish a season with a .000 batting average - ween farmartino, return of the weenises her team is ressurected and she responds by showing up twice (leaving after 3 innings once) and batting .133 |
| RECORDS THAT MAY BE BROKEN & MILESTONES THAT MAY BE REACHED THIS YEAR runs batted in, season: nate tomko needs 6 more to break his 124 mark, ben smith is in striking distance with 93 homeruns, season: tomko should get 2 more to break the record of 40 batting average, season: the current record is .754 by nate tomko in 2003. tomko, shelley goodpastor and katie kelly are all above .700 for the season games played, season: big rando knight played 22 games to set the record in 2003, danielle hennon currently has 20 with 3 weeks remaining. ben elliott has 17. at-bats, season: tomko and billy weisberg share the record with 220. look for ben elliott (171), pat lackey (169) and shelley goodpastor (164) to get close this year. dumb things, season: jon biddle's record of 12, set last year, is in great jeaopardy as ben smith needs only 3 to tie it at-bat milestone: rando knight, at 884, needs only 16 at-bats to become the first player in league history to reach 900. nate tomko and jon olsavsky have 857, billy weisberg 847 at-bat milestone: jon biddle (492), kip corbett (491), bryan frankovich, (475) should be the 13th, 14th and 15th players in history to record 500 at-bats. hit milestone: nate tomko needs 10 hits to become the first player ever to hit safely 600 times. hit milestone: billy weisberg, currently 3rd all-time in this category, is 27 hits from 400 and trails ony tomko and olsavsky (408). shelley goodpastor sits at 369. rbi milestone: if he continues playing, jon olsavsky should become the second playe ever to drive in 300 runs. he currently sits at 278. rbi milestone: bryan frankovich needs 11 rbi to become the 7th player with 200 rbi. hr milestone: rando knight (46), bryan frankovich (45) and ben smith (42) should all reach 50 career homers this season assist milestone: with one more, nate tomko will become the first player ever with 50 assists assist milestone: jon biddle and matt mcclelland will each have 10 career assists when they tip in their next one. double play milestone: at 295 double plays, nate tomko needs 5 to become the first ever with 300. jon biddle sits at second with 207. psyche-out milestone: though they both trail all-time leader lenny crist (30), both jon olsavsky and dennis lackey, who have 23 apiece, could record their 25th psyche-out by seasons end. psyche-out milestone: with his next psyche-out, nate tomko will become the 5th player ever to record 15 in a career. IF THE PLAYOFFS STARTED TODAY: 1) TEAM KOOPA TROOPA (10-4)-by virtue of head to head win vs. pj&l, earn a bye to the finals 2) PJ & THE LADIES (10-4) american champs get a bye to the second round and await 5/6 winner 5) TRAIN ON TERRY SHERNISKY (7-7) high-scoring tots need to move up in standings to avoid tough draw vs 6) UNCLE JED'S POCKET WATCH (6-8) have to go to third tiebreaker (conf record) to deterimine 6 seed vs. other 6-8 team 4) RETURN OF THE WEENISES (7-7) a 2-0 record against the other 7-7 squad earns this team a higher seed vs 7) ANALISA GOODTHING (6-8) tale of two seasons has analisa slipping from first-round bye to last team in 3) THE FUPALOOTERS (8-6) 4-0 over the last 2 weeks, fupa has jumped from 6th seed to 3rd and gets a bye to the second round PRESIDENT 2005 |