SHENANGAHELA BASEKETBALL LEAGUE 2003 PREDICITIONS

so we can shove it in more people's faces come the end of the season, we here at the official website of the sbl have asked 10 of the greatest baseketball minds in the league for their preseason picks in a number of categories.  this page will remain up thru the completion of the 2k3 campaign, at which time you should all return to it and make the appropriate people eat their f'ing words.


TED GILLILAND, vice city miracles    9/18
 
executive director of the sbl
american div. reg season champs- pj & the ladies
national div. reg. season champs-
milf hunters
world champions-
vice city miracles
player of the year-
sean hood (gonads & strife)
rookie of the year-
mysterious rookie x (vcm)
least valuable player-
gary swogger (team lunchbox hero)
homerun champ-
tomko
batting average champ-
tomko
american all-stars-
tomko, gilliland, hood, big rando knight (pj&l), pj nespor (pj&l)
national all-stars-
jared clayton (tran), mark tarkanick (milf), tim mclaughlin (tlh), bill weisberg (weenises), steve mentrek (milf)


BIG RANDO KNIGHT,
pj & the ladies   9/18
assistant to the traveling secretary of the sbl
american- gonads & strife
national- milf hunters
world champs- gonads & strife
player of the year- andy esenwein (gonads & strife)
rookie of the year- one of clayton's all-pro ringers (transexual heartbreakers)
least valuable player- gary swogger (team lunchbox hero)
homerun champ- jared clayton (transexual heartbreakers)
batting average champ- nate tomko (gonads & strife)
american all-stars- tomko, esenwein, fred shaffer (vcm), pj nespor (pj&l), shelly goodpastor (pj&l))
national all-stars- bill weisberg (weenises), mark tarkanick (milf), clayton, steve mentrek (milf), a random clayton ringer (tran)


JAMIE MOROCO, weenises strike back    9/18
vice president of east coast operations of the sbl
american- gonads & strife
national- weenises strike back
world champs- gonads & strife
player of the year- fred shaffer (vice city miracles)
rookie of the year- jon biddle (?)
least valuable player- gary swogger (team lunchbox hero)
homerun champ- jared clayton (transexual heartbreakers)
batting average champ- nate tomko (gonads & strife)
american all-stars- tomko, andy esenwein (g&s), shaffer, jason biddle (vcm), big rando knight (pj&l)
national all-stars- bill weisberg (weenises), kip corbett (milf), clayton, steve condo (tlh), mark tarkanick (milf)


SEAN HOOD, gonads & strife  6/18
  chief executive officer of the sbl

american- gonads & strife
national- transexual heartbreakers
world champs- gonads & strife
player of the year- andy esenwein (gonads & strife)
rookie of the year-   -
least valuable player- lenny crist (transexual heartbreakers)
homerun champ- jared clayton (transexual heartbreakers)
batting average champ- nate tomko (gonads & strife)
american all-stars- tomko, esenwein, fred shaffer (vcm), jason biddle (vcm), pj nespor (pj&l)
national all-stars- clayton, adam fabian (tlh), mark tarkanick (milf), ween farmartino (weenises), steve mentrek (milf)


MARK TARKANICK,  milf hunters  9/18

american- gonads & strife
national- milf hunters
world champs- milf hunters
player of the year- nate tomko (gonads & strife)
rookie of the year-   -
least valuable player- andy esenwein (gonads & strife)
homerun champ- tomko
batting average champ- tomko
american all-stars- tomko, esenwein, big rando knight (pj&l), pj nespor (pj&l), fred shaffer (vcm)
national all-stars- jared clayton (tran), bill weisberg (ween), jeff meyers (ween), ween farmartino (ween), tarkanick


JARED CLAYTON, transexual heartbreakers  11/18

american- gonads & strife
national- milf hunters
world champs- transexual heartbreakers
player of the year- andy esenwein (gonads & strife)
rookie of the year- kurt rodemoyer (transexual heartbreakers)
least valuable player- ted gilliland (vice city miracles)
homerun champ- clayton
batting average champ- nate tomko (gonads & strife)
american all-stars- tomko, esenwein, big rando knight (pj&l), fred shaffer (vcm), jason biddle (vcm)
national all-stars- clayton, rodemoyer, kip corbett (milf), mark tarkanick (milf), bill weisberg (weenises)

 



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