| WHO'S WINNING WHAT? sbl superstars and world-class assholes make their preseason picks in a number of categories |
| NATE TOMKO captain: live sex celebration sbl president and c.e.o. regular season champ: live sex celebration world champs: team wet dream player of the year: nate tomko/terry shernisky rookie of the year: ray cataline least valuable player: jeremy battyani homerun derby winner: terry shernisky scrum tourney winner: nate tomko reg. season homerun champ: nate tomko reg. season batting champ: nate tomko reg. season rbi champ: terry shernisky reg. season double play champ: terry shernisky reg. season psyche-out champ: lenny crist world all-stars(5): mac, bidd, b.frank, ben smiff, mikey chang sharon all-stars(5): tomko, weisberg, k.k., sherry, a.c. jukebox hero win total: 2 |
| MIKE MOROCO, cashdollar and associates regular season champ: frankenbitches world champs: wet dream player of the year: nat tokmo rookie of the year: h. rowengardener least valuable player: terry hall homerun derby winner: tdogg shernisky scrum tourney winner: olsavsky reg. season homerun champ: ben smiff reg. season batting champ: tokmo reg. season rbi champ: frank the tank reg. season double play champ: (hopefully) dj.bidd reg. season psyche-out champ: chicken leg world all-stars(5): b.frank, j.bidd, mac, d.lackey, m.moroco sharon all-stars(5): n.tomko, shirnisky, weisberg, pj, olsavsky jukebox hero win total: four |
| BEN SMITH, bukkake tsunami regular season champ: team wet dream world champs: bukkake tsunami player of the year: sherry t rookie of the year: are any of them going to play? least valuable player: ted's sister homerun derby winner: ben smith, if that asshole shows up this year scrum tourney winner: nataniel tomko reg. season homerun champ: mikey's better half reg. season batting champ: katie kelly reg. season rbi champ: sherry t reg. season double play champ: bidd reg. season psyche-out champ: lenny world all-stars(5): ben smith, pat lackey, wang chung moroco, biddle, b.frank sharon all-stars(5): tomko, billy the jew, rando, katie, sherry jukebox hero win total: 20 |
| KIPPY CORBETT, live sex celebration sbl vice president of east coast operations regular season champ: live sex celebration world champs: live sex celebration player of the year: nate tomko rookie of the year: are there any rookies this yer? i'll get back to you on this one least valuable player: shelley goodpastor. her enot being here hurts... homerun derby winner: nate tomko scrum tourney winner: nate reg. season homerun champ: nate reg. season batting champ: nate reg. season rbi champ: nate reg. season double play champ: jon biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: lenny world all-stars(5): biddle, the frankoviches, picc, mckendry sharon all-stars(5): nate, billy, rando, pj, shernisky jukebox hero win total: 5 |
| MATT MCCLELLAND, team hayden regular season champ: team wet dream world champs: team wet dream player of the year: terry shernisky rookie of the year: jason jennings least valuable player: probably someone ted related homerun derby winner: ben smith scrum tourney winner: nate tomko reg. season homerun champ: nate tomko reg. season batting champ: nate tomko reg. season rbi champ: terry shernisky reg. season double play champ: jon "flavor of the week" biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey world all-stars(5): mcclelland, jon biddle, ben smith, frankovich, mikey moroco sharon all-stars(5): tomko, weisberg, olsavsky, shernisky, katie kelly jukebox hero win total: 2 |
| PAT LACKEY, bukkake tsunami regular season champ: bukkake tsunami (AMER), frankenbitches (NATL) world champs: team wet dream player of the year: terry shernisky rookie of the year: there are rookies this year? i dunno, probably that person on danielle's team that got picked high least valuable player: blaze knight homerun derby winner: nate tomko scrum tourney winner: nate reg. season homerun champ: nate reg. season batting champ: nate reg. season rbi champ: terry shernisky reg. season double play champ:jon biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey world all-stars(5): g-lack, biddle, b.frank, mikey moroco, ben smith sharon all-stars(5): nate, billy, shernisky, olsavsky, katie kelly jukebox hero win total: 3 |
| RANDO KNIGHT, captain: bukkake tsunami sbl rear admiral/sbl key grip regular season champ: wet dream team world champs: bukkake tsunami player of the year: nate tomko rookie of the year: ray "sweetwater" cataline least valuable player: jeff knight homerun derby winner: terry shernisky scrum tourney winner: nate tomko reg. season homerun champ: nate tomko reg. season batting champ: nate tomko reg. season rbi champ: terry shernisky reg. season double play champ: jon biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey world all-stars(5): mcclelland, biddle, m-frank, ben smith, mikey moroco sharon all-stars(5): tomko, shernisky, katie kelly, billy weisberg, olsavsky jukebox hero win total: 4 |
| ERIN HAYDEN, captain: team hayden regular season champ: team wet dream world champs: bukkake tsunami player of the year: nate tomko rookie of the year: who are these people? least valuable player: ted's sister homerun derby winner: lee nespor scrum tourney winner: big rando reg. season homerun champ: nate tomko reg. season batting champ: terry shernisky reg. season rbi champ: shernisky reg. season double play champ: biddle reg. season psyche-out champ: dennis lackey world all-stars(5): biddle, smith, plackey, mcclelland, bryan sharon all-stars(5): tomko, kelly, shernisky, goodpastor, weisberg jukebox hero win total: 3 |