SBL POWER RANKINGS

ranking the teams in the sbl based on current level of play

 

through week 3

 

 

1)     THE LASER CATS  (6-0)

    Nobody could reasonably put the cats anywhere but number one right now.  They have absolutely destroyed everything that has been put in front of them this season, which was capped last week by a 19-7 win over a 4-1 voltron team in which they’ll admit they actually played pretty poorly.  So far this year they’ve outscore their opponents 132-62, and over the past three games that number is an astounding 62-9.  Everyone knew at the beginning of the season they would be competitive with Nate Tomko and Terry Shernisky, but nobody would have picked Bob Spohn and Tim Martin to play the way they have been.  Both are batting well over .500 and playing phenomenal defense.  Even without one of the big two, this team would still be a handful.

   Up next:  Jukebox and the Democracy

 

2)     THE QUEENS OF THE REST STOP REACHAROUND (3-3)

    For some reason, this team sat at 1-3 only a few days ago.  They’re as talented as any squad in the league, which they proved last weekend by dismantling a pair of previously unbeaten teams in voltron and the oatcake hate monsters.  They’ve played a brutal early-season schedule, and have to be pumped to emerge from it even at .500.  Bryan Frankovich is having a player of the year caliber season, and the addition of Stud to the lineup last weekend seemed to be exactly what this team needed to turn those close early season losses into wins.  Two teams in the SBL may sport better records right now, but this is a team nobody wants to be playing.

    Up next:  the Kamikazees and the Democracy

 

3)     THE OATCAKE HATE MONSTERS (4-2)

    Just one week ago, this team sat at 4-0, atop the SBL and probably would have gotten more than a few votes as the league’s best squad.  An embarrassing showing in one game last week against a 1-3 banana democracy, then a tough loss to a good queen team the next, and now the hate monsters find themselves in the middle of the pack and a far cry from the feared offense they boasted over the fist two weeks of the season.  Shelley Goodpastor struggled last week, and I can’t remember ever typing those words before.  Captain Terry Hall is looking more and more like a Billy Weisberg-type player every week:  he’s good, he plays the right way, and he’s got all the talent in the world, but he’s never going to be considered one of the elite players in the game because he just seems to lack the ability to take a game over like a Shernisky or a Frankovich.  Katie Kelly has played well, but she’s just not capable of winning a game by herself.  This team, talented as it is, needs Matt Mcclelland back in a hurry.

  Up next:  the Kamikazees and the Funbridges

 

4)     VOLTRON  (4-2)

    The least likely 4-0 squad in the league thorugh two weeks proved their doubters right and that they were beneficiaries of an easy early season schedule this past Sunday at Free Air Arena when they finally had to play two tough ones in a row.  The results were a pair of humbling defeats at the hands of the top two teams on this list, and suddenly the voltron offense I myself was raving about a few days back looks downright pathetic, having put up a measly 13 runs in two outings on Sunday.  And this teams seems to feed off how their shooting, as the normally solid defense got just 9 double plays in 18 innings and 6 of those came from captain Bill Weisberg, who is certainly more adept at keeping the other teams best players out from under the hoop than being his teams go-to guy on D.  The schedule will certainly get easier this weekend, which is exactly what the big V needs if it wants to right the ship, hold onto first in the National, and keep themselves in consideration for a regular season title.

    Up next:  Jukebox and the Funbridges

 

5)     THE BANANA DEMOCACY (3-3)

    If one had just watched the games, paying no attention to the outcome, I seriously doubt anyone would guess this team has won half of its games.  They literally stole a pair last weekend, somehow catching Shelley in a 3 for 11 game in knocking off previously unbeaten oatcake and winning a coin toss for Rando knight against the KK, who pretty much carried a squad that wasn’t his own to victory by himself.  Still, you can’t argue with results, and an optimist would tell you that winning 3 of 4 without any of your good players is a damn good sign.  Somehow, this team is right in the thick of things, and only one win away from sitting atop their conference.  Getting Ben Smith (car troubles), Chuck Muszik (stupidity) and Dennis Lackey (being a lackey) back from wherever the hell they are will be huge, because with the three of them in the lineup this team can compete with anyone.  This weekend will be very telling as to this teams contender-ship or pretender-ship.

    Up next:  the Laser Cats and the Queens

 

6)     THE FLESHY FUNBRIDGES  (2-4)

    Captain Rando Knight was given a solid starting four of Jon Biddle, Jamie Moroco and George Kovac in the predraft lottery.  He then filled out his bench with less than spectacularly talented rookies and single-shooting veterans.  If you told him before week one that none of his big three would show up at all (except for Kovac, who for some reason came to week 2, but left halfway through the first game and has apparently had his ringer shut off constantly since then) and that Knight himself would miss an entire week and his ragtag squad would somehow be only a game under .500, I’m betting he would have taken it.  This team has done a commendable job of treading water thus far, and a recent trade with the laser cats has bolstered their roster with Lee Nespor, Pat Lackey and Hammy Wareham at the cost of only Biddle.  Couple Nespor’s bombing from long range with Danielle Hennon’s consistency at getting on base, and this team suddenly has an offensive combo it can count on.  (no offense to Opie Neff and his ridiculous 2-innings at K-Y a few weekends ago).  A starting lineup of Hennon, Knight, Neff and Nespor will be solid, and if Kovac or Moroco start showing up, this team could climb these rankings pretty quickly. 

    Up next:  Voltron and Oatcake

 

7)     THE KYOTO KAMIKAZEES  (1-5)

    How on earth does Kyoto Kamikaze not win in any of their first four games with a lineup featuring Mike Moroco, Jon Olsavsky, Lenny Crist, this Chris Pacsi kid who is pretty much guaranteed to win rookie of the year if he shows up, Greg Lackey and PJ Nespor?  Then, with Moroco, Jeanne Mentrek and Rob Whiting, they finally get their first duke against a jukebox squad featuring Stud and Jamie Fabes?  Bizarre.  The bad news for KK is obviously that they’re 1-5 and a few weeks ago Greg Norman-ed their way to the most epic collapse in league annals.  The good news is that they’ve been close in all of their games, with the largest loss being a week one defeat at the hands of the #1 cats.  Hopefully finally getting a win last week will be enough to push them over the hump and get them on a winning path, because in my opinion this team should be way better than 1-5 and there are at least 3 teams above them that I feel they should be better than.  Mikey needs to take command of this team… not only has he underperformed on the court, but he’s been less than stellar at getting his squad to show up.  If he starts playing like the all-star he is and captaining like he should be, this team could be the double stuff of this season, shaking off a rough start to come on at the end of the season and perhaps even make a run at the finals.

    Up next:  Oatcake and the Queens

 

8)     JUKEBOX HERO (1-5)

    As expected, jukebox is in last.  Not as expected, however, is that they’re not alone.  In fact, this team probably should be 3-3 right now, as a pair of 3-2 losses last weekend could very, very easily have been wins.  Jeanne Mentrek, who started the season as captain of this squad, has yet to play for the yellow mesh.  As a result, the SBL removed her from her position last weekend and replaced her with John Offutt.  Can Offutt turn jukebox around without ever knowing who will be playing for it, including himself?  Probably not.  But it’s always nice to think of jukebox making the playoffs, which has never happened when at least one team was eliminated from participating in the postseason.  John, get out there and fight!

    Up next:  Voltron and the Cats

 

 

Pres’08