Hello.  There are no write-ups this week.  I believe this may be Rando's fault.  Considering this oversight, I shall now provide a succinct review of the past week's events :

- Someone called Brian gay.
- Rando laughed, then someone else laughed at Rando's laugh.
- Steve Condo called someone a variety of middle-eastern ethnic slurs.
- Danielle got mad at a teenaged girl.
- Someone called Mikey Chinese.
- Mac hit on someone.
- Everyone missed Joel.
- Someone commented on the singularity of Terry Hall's pigmatic attributes.
- Ben Smith made a comment about how he's only good during the post-season.
- Someone shot a grand slam during a game's formative innings to be a dick or funny.
- Someone new broke one of our semi-illogical rules and, upon being chastized for doing so, felt very humbled.  They will not return next week.
- Someone was high.
- Nate did a lot of things.
- Lenny brought back nostalgic memories for the older members of the congregation through one or more psyche-out flashbacks.
- There were lots of emos.  They had goofy hair, and smoked cigarettes like rock stars.
- Lee Nespor.
- Someone said "this is going to be a great year."  Someone else said "this year is going to suck."

Thus was born the seventh season of baseketball.  Good luck all.  Please don't let Ben Smith win.  Seriously.