| week 1 ass clown outdoor arena may 26th, 2002 PINK BANDANA GIRLS 10 PJ & THE LADIES 12 pj & the ladies pulled off a minor upset to kick off the 2002 sbl season, scoring 7 runs in the bottom of the 8th inning to take the two-run lead, then putting away the girls in the top of the ninth on the strength of a big rando knight double-play. knight led the way for the victors, going 7 of 13 from the field with a homer and 5 rbi, while tipping in 2 double plays. for the p.b. girls, sean hood hit 4 of 11 shots with a homer, 3 rbi and 2 double-plays. billy weisberg added a homer and 4 rbi on 5 of 10 marksmanship. WEENISES 13 RATCHET TUNDER STUDS 28 (8 INNINGS) the weenises jumped out to an early 8-1 lead by the end of the second inning, thanks in large part to back-to-back homers by ween farmartino, but were unable to hold on during a furious middle-inning offensive explosion by the thunder studs. led by nate tomko's 10 for 12 shooting, 11 rbi, 4 homerun (1 grand slam), 5 double-play, 5 assist line, the r.t.s. scored 8 in the 4th inning, 4 in the fifth, and 14 in the sixth. also for the winners, shelly goodpastor hit 8 of 13 shots with 2 homers and 8 rbi; samantha lynn went 9 of 13 with 6 rbi; and mikey moroco drove in 3 with 2 homers. leading the way for the weenises was captain jamie moroco, who survived a collision with nate tomko in the second inning thanks to lenny crist's charging about the court like a moose on speed, who hit 5 of 9 attempts including a homer to drive in 4. ween farmartino went five of nine with 5 rbi. moroco also turned 2 dp's in the field. NASTY PILLOW 12 TEAM CRACKALAKALAKAN 9 in the best sbl game of the early season, nasty pillow and crackalakalan exchanged the lead 6 times before nasty pillow took control in the 8th inning by scoring 4 runs on back to back homers by ryan johnson and jon olsavsky. olsavsky led his team's victory by gong 9 of 14 from the field with 3 homers and 8 rbi. in the field, olsavsky tipped in three double plays. sarah hazlett knocked down 5 of 13 shots, all doubles, and tallied an rbi to aid in the win. for team crackalakalakan, top overall draft pick ryan martell made his sbl debut, going5 of 14 with 3 homers and 5 rbi's and 2 dp's to lead his team. josh flynn also hit 8 of 13 shots in the losing effort. PJ & THE LADIES 9 TEAM CRACKALAKALAKAN 2 after 12 months of hoping, praying, being let down by empty promises and fighting thru game after game of tears, pj and the ladies finally got to play a game with their most lovable and huggable player, steve "the sex machine" mentrek. and wouldn't you know it, mentrek's presence was just what the ladies(2-0) needed to spark only their second two-game winning streak in team history. mentrek went 3 of 11 from the field with a pair of rbi and a double play, but he was obviously the inspiration for big rando knight's 6 of 11, 3 rbi, 3 dp line. pj nespor added 3 rbi's and a double play. for crackalakalakan (0-2), tim mjofflon hit a homer and drove in both of his team's runs. GAYLEM FAGISMS 2 PINK BANDANA GIRLS 18 (8 INNINGS) in the third 15-run rule game in five 2002 sbl tries, the p.b.girls rebounded from their season-opening setback and improved to 1-1 by trouncing the former bangkok midget whores in 8 innings. jason biddle set a new sbl record for shooting efficiency by going ten of 11 from the field including 10 staright shots. biddle's line also included a homer, 8 rbi's and a double play. billy weisberg went 9 of 12 with a pair of homeruns and 4 rbi's while tipping in one assist; justin "fred" shaffer hit 6 of 11 shots and tipped in 3 dp's, and captain sean hood hit a homer and drove in two. for the losers, steve condo hit 2 solo homers for his teams only two runs, while jason betts tipped in 2 double plays. RATCHET THUNDER STUDS 15 NASTY PILLOW 0 (6 INNINGS) in the first shutout in sbl history, the thunder studs rode shelly goodpastors 1.000 shooting percentage to the 6 inning mercy-rule win and improved to 2-0 and took control of the sbl american conference. rookie goodpastor hit all 9 of her attempts and broke the record for single-game shooting percentage set only 30 minutes earlier by bandana girl jason biddle. shelly also drove in 4 runs. nate tomko went 6 of 8 with 3 homers and 7 rbi's while tipping in an assist and 3 double plays. mikey moroco went 4 of 8 with a homer and 2 rbi. for nasty pillow(1-1), jon olsavsky turned 3 double plays and went one for 6. WEENISES 4 GAYLEM FAGISMS 5 steve "little bitch" condo's two-out, bottom of the ninth single drove in jason betts and secured the one-run victory for his fagisms(1-1). after taking a one run lead after the first inning, the fagisms watched the weenises(0-2) score 4 straight before back to back homers by condo and swogger knotted the game at 4 in the 4th. the game remained tied until the ninth, when betts hit a one out single, then prevented a double play attempt by the weenises, which allowed for condo's late-game heroics. swogger hit a pair of solo shots for his team, while condo drove in 3. for the winless weenises, jamie moroco went 5 of 10 with a pair of rbi. PLAYER OF THE WEEK: SHELLY GOODPASTOR (HIT 100% OF HER SHOTS FROM THE FIELD IN THE R.T.S. GAME AGAINST NASTY PILLOW, A FEAT NEVER BEFORE ACCOMPLISHED IN THE SBL) TEAM OF THE WEEK: RATCHET THUNDER STUDS (TWO 15-RUN WINS IN 2 GAMES THUS FAR THIS SEASON) BACK |