| summary of games: may 20, 2001 |
| Conscientous Objectors 9 ICP 2 in the inaguaral shenangahela baseketball league game, the objectors mollywhopped the clown posse by a 9-2 score. sean hood led the way for the victors with a grand slam and 6 rbi's. jon olsavsky chipped in with 5 hits, including a homerun. gary swogger homered for the losers. No Talent Ass Clowns 15 (6 innings) Rainbow Undetermineds 1 in a pregame trade to make up for a shortage of players, rainbow captain chris hvizdak brought in gary swogger and scoff from the icp. the move proved big as swogger's second inning home run was rainbow's lone hit, preventing the embarassment of the league's first-ever perfect game. the contest was mercifully ended after the 6th inning. for the winners, nate tomko turned in a 7 for 11 performance including a grand slam and 10 rbi's. josh robbs added 5 hits and 4 rbi's. the ass clowns also tipped in 5 double plays. scoff and swogger were traded back to the icp immediatley following the game. No Talent Ass Clowns (1-0) 13 PJ & The Ladies 9 despite lenny crist's seventh inning grand slam, the ass clown were able to move to 2-0 via a 13-9 edging of pj and his ladies. nate tomko led the way with 7 hits and 6 rbi's while joel lepak added 6 hits. josh robbs drove in 5 runs. crist finished the night with 5 hits on 12 attempts and tallied 6 runs batted in. following his teams initial defeat of the season, pj nesporadded the always explosive steve "the sex machine" mentrek to his roster. a name change to "sex machine and the ladies" was mentioned. PLAYER OF THE WEEK- nate tomko TEAM OF THE WEEK - no talent ass clowns |