SBL 2006
week 3
Hoffa Centre

Bukkake Tsunami  12
Jukebox Hero         4
The first game of the week pitted the winless jbh squad against a 2-2 bukkake tsunami.  Although the game was rather dull and one-sided, there were a few memorable moments, both involving jimmy "easy out" holl.  The first of these moments came in the 3rd inning when jimmy was psyched out by the entire league.  holl perservered though and registered his first hit of his sbl career with a single in the 6th.
The game got off to a slow start with both teams unable to score in the first 2 innings.  The tsunami came out swinging in the top of the 3rd plating 4 runs on 5 hits.  jbh managed to get one back in the bottom half of the inning but failed to score again until the 7th.  bukkake added 3 more in the 4th and finished the game with 12.
for the victorious tsunami, big rando led the way with an 8-14, 6 rbi, 3 dp line.  pat nespor also contributed 7 hits and 3 rbi's.
for jbh, captain dennis lackey drove in 3 on 6 of 9 shooting.

Team Wet Dream  11
Cashdollar            2

The slumping cashdollar team only managed to record 7 hits in this rather lopsided contest, allowing the katie kelly-less team wet dream to come away with a win despite only putting up 11.
the first inning saw both teams come out cold, each half only lasting 2 batters.  team wet dream scored 3 in the second and that would prove too much for cashdollar to overcome.  cashdollar got on the board in the 4th scoring 2, but unfortunately never managed to score again.
for team wet dream shernisky drove in 6 on 6 of 12 shooting,  also adding 5dp's.  christman went 8 for 12 with 3rbi's and 1dp.
cashdollar captain danielle hennon led the way for her squad batting 4 for 7.  noone else managed to get more than 1 hit.

Team Wet Dream       24
Live Sex Celebration  22
In the most exciting game of the week, team wet dream came o ut swinging scoring 16 runs in the first 4 innings.  the game looked to be in the bag, but the man they call big whitey showed up late in the game and sparked one of the best comeback attempts i've seen in a while, with lsc scoring 17 runs in 3 innings.  although they didn't win, live sex showed that they are a team capable of winning it all.
the game started out even wih the score being 8-5 wet dream after 3, but wet dream's potent offense exploded for 8 runs in the top of the 4th and 5 runs in the 6th. 
things looked to be out of hand when ben elliott made his season debut in the bottom of the 6th igniting the lsc's own potent offense to score 6 in the 6th and 7th and 5 in the 8th bringing the game within 1.  wet dream looked to be on the ropes only scoring one in the 9th, leaving the door wide open for the hot shooting live sex but a timely shernisky dp of jamie moroco miss ended the rally and brought home the victory for team wet dream.
team wet dream got big games from shernisky and christman, the former driving in 10 on 15 for 17 shooting.  christman also drove in 10 on 13 for 18 shooting.
tomko led the charge for live sex celebration driving in 13 on 11 for 15 shooting.  moroco drove in 7 shooting 11 for 16 from the field.

Frankenbitches  20
Minori-team      21
This game was a fight from start to finish between the two teams looking to wrap up second place in the national conference. 
Team Frank jumped out to and early lead scoring 3 in the 1st and 6 in the 2nd with brian frankovitch driving in 7 of those 9 runs.  the minori-team took a 1 run lead with 4 in the 4th and 5 in the 5th while holding the frankenbitches to 2 runs.  team frank stopped the bleeding in the 6th and took the lead again with 2 in the 6th and 2 in the 7th, but the minori-team wasn't done.  they took back the lead with a 4 run 7th.  Both teams scored 1 in the 8th, making the score 18-17 in favor of the minori-team.  in the top of the 9th b. frank drove in 2 runs with a triple then was singled home by olsavsky, giving the frankenbitches a 2 run lead.  in the bottom of the 9th billy weisberg tied it up with a 2 run triple and was singled home for the winning run by matt mcclelland.
this win was an all around effort the minori-team led by billy weisberg driving in 8 on 5 of 12 shooting, with terry hall going 8 for 12 with 7 rbi's.  mcclelland added 9 hits and erin hayden had 7.
b. frank drove in 12 of his team's runs on 11 of 13 shooting with 5 dp's.