SBL 2008, WEEK 6

SUNDAY, JUNE 28

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JUKEBOX HERO   3

THE QUEENS         9

  Jukebox Hero, coming off its first win since game one, couldn’t make it 2 in a row against Bryan Frankovich and his struggling Queens, even with a very un-jukebox lineup including the returning Jared Clayton.

  In addition to J.C., jukebox featured Danielle Hennon and Lee Nespor of the Funbridges, the Laser Cats’ Bob Spohn and Voltron’s Val Taylor, who was also seeing her first action of the season.

  The game got off to a good start for JBH, as Hennon led off with a single.  Clayton followed up with a middle homer, much to the delight of Frankenhaters everywhere.  Unfortunately for the jukebox fans, that would be pretty much the only offense the heroes would muster, as they would collect only 5 more hits over the final 27 outs.

  The Queens, meanwhile, certainly weren’t lighting up the scoreboard, either.  However, the single-triple strategy employed by fuhrer Frankovich was enough to get the job done, as the purple and black smallballed their way to nine runs without ever plating more than two per inning.

  John Davidson, fresh of a trip to the Congo, led the Queens with an 8 for 13, 3 rbi performance.  Aryn Christman added 6 hits and 4 ribbies.

  Hennon hit half of her 6 shots for the ‘box. 

 

 

KYOTO KAMIKAZEES   3

FLESHY FUNBRIDGES  13

  The Funbridges continued to own the series with fellow bottom feeders the Kamikazees, and now have earned half of their four wins against the team hailing from the land of the rising sun.

  Danielle Hennon was the catalyst in this one, going a phenomenal 10 for 10 to earn only the fourth perfect game in league history, and the first since July of 2004.  Her 10 hits are the most ever in a perfect game.

   As expected, both teams got out of the gate pretty slowly.  After four innings, the FF were clinging to a 403 lead when Lee Nespor connected on his only shot of the contest, a 2-run homer that capped a 3-run inning.  In the very next frame the Funbridges got 5 more, and this time it was captain Rando with the big stick, as his three-run jack blew the game wide open.

  With all the runs they would need on the board, the stingy Funbridge D held the Kamikazees without a hit for the remainder of the game to improve to 4-7 on the season and into third place in the American conference.

  For the FF, Knight added a 4 for 10, 1 assist, 1 psyche out, 2 double plays performance.  Hennon finished with 4 rbi.

  Mike Moroco paced the losers with a 2 for 9, 2 homer, 3 rbi outing.

 

 

OATCAKE HATE MONSTERS  20

JUKEBOX HERO                            4

  The perfectly balanced Oatcake lineup was just too much for the jukebox heroes in this one, as the monsters stretched their win streak to five and kept their momentum going as they geared up for a showdown with the first-place laser cats.

  Every member of the monsters hit at least 6 shots, and each drove home at least 4 runs.   Jukebox, conversely, had not a single player with 6 hits or 4 rbi.  The end result?  A six-inning beatdown that sent jukebox reeling for the second time this week.

  Terry Hall led the victors with a 6 for 10, 1 homer, 7 rbi, 1 double play performance.  Matt Mcclelland chipped in 7 hits and 4 rbi with a pair of double plays.  Both Shelley Goodpastor and Katie Kelly added 6 hits, with the latter driving home 5 runs.

  Jeanne Mentrek led the way for jukebox with 4 hits.  Gavin St. John drove home 2 on 2 for 4 marksmanship with a homer and 2 double plays. 

  Also suiting up in the yellow pinnies were the Laser Cats Billy Deforest, John Offutt of the Banana Demnocracy, and the Kamikazees Greg Lackey.

THE BANANA DEMOCRACY  9

VOLTRON                                  18

  Not even the return of Ben Smith was enough to propel the Banana Democracy to a win against National conference rivals Voltron on this one, and the blue and gold stumbled to a fourth straight loss after sitting at .500 only a few weeks ago.

  The game was hotly contested over the first half, with both teams trading runs and the lead.  The Democracy was kept in it by John Offutt, who had a career game that included a personal-best 4 homeruns.

Voltron, meanwhile, played their normal style of single and double baseketball, which I’ve got to tell you isn’t all that entertaining to watch.  After five full innings the score stood at 5-4 in favor of Voltron.

  It was from that point on that the voltron bats finally came alive.  They would score three in the 6th, then after the BD plated 5 of their own in the top of the seventh to once again close the gap, explode for four more in the home half of the inning.  A 6-run 8th would follow, as Jared Clayton drilled a grand slam, to put a cap on the scoring and earn another win for the Voltron.

  Clayton put up 8 for 11, 7 rbi, 6 double play numbers for the winners.  Mike Frankovich added 7 for 11 shooting with 6 rbi.  Billy Weisberg came off the bench with a 3 for 5, 3 rbi, 1 assist showing.

  John Offutt finished with 6 hits in 11 at bats with 6 rbi for the Democracy.  Corbett tipped in 3 double plays.

 

 

VOLTRON                16

THE LASER CATS  20

  Voltron kept their momentum going right into their second game, as they were the beneficiaries of playing back-to-back and used it to their advantage as they sprinted out to a 15-3 lead against the undefeated Laser Cats.

  The Cats, who have notoriously started slow this year, once again found themselves in an early hole.  But unlike in previous occurances, this was a very, very deep hole… and against a very, very good voltron squad.

  With their backs to the wall and down 12 runs heading into the bottom of the fifth, the Cats finally awoke from their slumber.  They would answer Voltron’s 5 in the top of the inning with a quintet of their own.  A Terry Shernisky assist of a Billy Deforest missed single with two outs extended the inning and allowed Nate Tomko to bang home a 3-run homer to get the ball rolling.  From that point on, it was all Cats.

  As the Voltron bats went silent, garnering only one hit after the 6th inning, the Cat attack went into full effect.  They would collaborate for 6 more runs in the sixth before finally taking the lead in the 7th on another Tomko 3-run shot.  A few insurance runs would be put on the board in the 8th to keep a last-second grand slam out of the equation, and Terry Shernisky’s double play of Val Taylor to lead off the ninth was all but the final nail in the coffin for Weisberg and Co.

  Tomko finished with 8 hits in 12 at-bats with 3 homers, 8 rbi, 3 psyche-outs and a pair of double plays.  Shernsiky also connected on 8 hits, with 5 rbi, 6 double plays and an assist.  Billy Deforest went 8 for 11 with 3 rbi.

  Mike Frankovich led Voltron with a 7 for 11, 7 rbi, 1 assist outing.

 

 

KYOTO KAMIKAZEES  17

THE QUEENS                    18

  The queens of the rest stop reacharound once again failed to produce more than two players for a contest, and as a result the league allowed Lee Nespor to suit up for his former team to get a little extra playing time.  And to screw Frankovich.

  The plan kind of backfired though, as Lee would drill 2 homers and drive home 5 runs over the first four innings.  Apparently he didn’t get the damn memo.

  Fine.  Sub in Ben Smith for Lee. 

  Ben did quite a bit better than Lee, at least from the offensive side of things.  He went 0 for 3, with neither shot having much of a chance.  Still, it seemed to those in attendance that Ben was actually trying to make shots, and coupled with the fact that he didn’t once elbow Frankovich in the ribs while attempting a double play, the league saw fit to remove Ben from the contest for someone who would most certainly get the job done.

  Enter Big Rando.  Stats for the game:  0 for 5, 3 dumb things, 2 physical assaults on Bryan Frankovich.

Good Job, rando!

Still, it wasn’t enough, as Lee Nespor, and to a lesser extent Ben Smith, had done too much for even Rando to overcome, as the Kamikazees were in a hole so deep that even a Mike Moroco grand slam in the top of the ninth could get them out of it.  End result, an 18-17 win for the Queens and a disgusted taste in the mouth of one SBL President.

  Aryn Christman went 10 for 14 with a homer and 8 rbi for the Queens.  Frankensuck went 11 for 14 with 5 rbi, 5 double plays and a commendable 3 assists. 

  In a losing effort, Moroco drove in 11 on 6 for 14, 3 homer shooting with 4 double plays and a psyche out.

The win vaulted the queens into first place in the National side of things.  The Kamikazees still suck.

 

 

THE FLESHY FUNBRIDGES     3

THE BANANA DEMOCRACY  18 (6 innings)

  The Banana Democracy ended their losing skid in emphatic fashion, halting the Funbridges by 15 in a mercy-shortened 6-inning affair.

  In what was pretty much a polar opposite showing of their first game for both squads, the Democracy came out guns a’ blazin’, particularly from Ben Smith.  Smith put up an impressive 10 for 12, 1 homer, 10 rbi, 3 double play line that included the game-ending walk-off hit.  The Funbridges meanwhile were ice cold.  The team who had a single player get 10 hits in their first contest of the day failed to collect 10 total as a team in this one, and their only moment of glory came in the top of the fifth when Lee Nespor plated Rando Knight with his only hit of the game, a 2-run homer that momentarily pumped a bit of life into the brown and pink.

  That’s funny to type.  Brown and pink.

   In addition to Smith’s heroics, the BD got identical 6 for 12, 4 rbi showings out of Kip Corbett and John Offutt.  Corbett tipped in 2 double plays.

  Danielle Hennon hit half of her 6 shots for the losers. 

 

 

OATCAKE HATE MONSTERS  11

THE LASER CATS                        12

  The game of the week, and what had to be considered the game of the year heading into this week, was last on the slate for week six.  And what a contest it was!

  Though the skies opened up in the early innings and most of the game was played on a wet court with a wet ball and under heavy fire from God’s showerhead, these two SBL behemoths collided in an epic war that lasted almost 45 minutes if you include the 20 minute break we had to take because it was pouring so hard we couldn’t keep the lines on the court.

  In the end, and the contest came down to the very last shot, it was once again the Laser Cats who stood with their arms raised thanks to Terry Shernisky.  Shernisky, facing a 3-run defecit, swished through a middle homer with the bases loaded to propel his team to their second come from behind win of the day and 12th win in 12 chances overall.

  The game was tight the entire way.  The Cats held a one-run lead over the first five innings, but were never able to pull away from their American rivals.  When the rains picked up around the 6th, so did the Oatcake assault, as they would collect 5 runs in the inning, capped by a 3-run Terry Hall homer, to take a 9-5 lead before the game was halted by the rain.

  When the skies cleared and the court was re-lined, the game resumed and the Cats went to work on the Hate Monster lead.  They chipped away over the next few innings, scoring  one run per to make it 8-9 heading into the final stanza.  In what now looks like a pretty foolish move, Hall removed Matt Mcclelland in favor of Katie Kelly, who was late arriving for the game, for the final inning.  After Oatcake added a pair of insurance runs, it was Kelly who made all three outs in the final inning, the last being a Shernisky double play with two runners on base to keep the game within reach and set up the last-inning heroics.

  Shernisky went 7 for 10 with 7 rbi and 5 double plays for the winners.  Tomko added a 6 for 10, 1 homer, 4 rbi, 3 double play line  Bob Spohn drilled half of his ten shots.

  In a losing effort, Shelley Goodpastor went 9 for 12 with 4 rbi.  Terry Hall added 6 rbi.

 

 

PLAYER OF THE WEEK:  Terry Shernisky, Cats

TEAM OF THE WEEK:  the laser cats, beat voltron and the monsters in exciting fashion

GAME OF THE WEEK:  laser cats over oatcake

 

 

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