june2505

sbl 2006, week 5
june 25
auschwitz gardens

(these are gonna be short)

THE MINORI-TEAM          3
THE FRANKENBITCHES 5
the minori-team, coming into the game with wins in 3 of 4, looked to make it three in a row against conference foes the frankenbitches, who had been struggling of late. it looked as both trends would continue as the minors got up 2-0 in the second when matt mcclelland plated jeremy battyani with a triple, then weisberg drove in mac one batter later with a double.
the minors would make the lead 3 in the top of the fifth on another weisberg double, but this time the frankenbitches answered back with some offense of their own, getting an rbi triple from jon olsavsky and a run-scoring single from mike frankovich. with his team back in the game, frankenbitch captain bryan frankenbitch took over defensively, putting in four double plays in four innings to keep the minors from recording another hit. the frank offense did just enough, scoring three more in the final four frames to earn the huge win and snap the losing streak.
for the winners, greg lackey led his team with 4 hits and 2 rbi. bryan frankovich tipped in 7 double plays.
billy weisberg went 3 for 7 with 2 ribbies and 2 double plays for the minori-team.

TEAM WET DREAM 4
JUKEBOX HERO        6
team wet dream: 2 total hits, including lee nespors grand slam
jukebox: 7 total hits, including a grand slam and all 6 rbi from dennis lackey.
this game sucked to watch.

BUKKAKE TSUNAMI         4
LIVE SEX CELEBRATION 9
this game sucked to play in.
bukkake tsunami continued their horrendous play of late, hitting only three times in this one-sided drubbing. fortunately for the score, one of the three hits was a 7th inning grand slam from ben smith, or else this could have been a rare baseketball shutout.
live sex, while not exactly lighting up the scoreboard, either, did enough to get the duke, as the defensive trio of nate tomko (6 d.p.'s), ben elliott (1 d.p.) and kip corbett (2 d.p.'s) combined to tip in a double play in each inning. offensively, the celebration usually relied on nate tomko, but with their captain struggling, jamie moroco and kip corbett (yes, that kip corbett). corbett finished with 3 on 5 of 9 shooting, while moroco hit 8 of her 10 attempts and also recorded 3 runs batted in.

...to be concluded