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Jew Double Bluffs (12-1) The Double Bluffs have 2 tough opponents this week,
but the shitty part is
I think they actually do better when they have
competition. Look for General McClelland
and his high school troops to roll over X in late innings. Tomko got pissed last week and nearly threw
Frankovich through the Nespors beautiful bay
window. Look for a drama filled game
against Donkey Punch, with DP scoring fast and quick and Nate getting pissed
and going on a homer spree. Predictions
Smoke the smokers and get donkey punch by Claytons
posse.
Donkey
Punch (8-5) - With two TOUGH matches this week, Donkey will have to step it up
to knock down the #1 and #2 teams in the SBL.
Look for Clayton to come back in a big way, and if he is helped by Big
Dub Diesel and the Boss, team DP might just pull off a W against the Double
Bluffs. Predictions Donkey Punch
defeats SJDB in a drama filled game and lose to
scorching Hoosier Daddy.
Hoosier
Daddy (8-5) - Team
HD will be looking to take a strong stand this week and pump their record up to
11-5. Playing Jukebox, PJ&L, and
Donkey Punch. If they can capture their
early season magic as well wield the phenomenon that is Dennis Lackey, they
will have no problem taking down these three teams. The only real challenge I see is Donkey
Punch, and if both teams have their weekly members present, be ready for a high
scoring slugfest between two powerful offenses.
If present for the rest of the year, Brandon Mckendry
could become a powerful contender for ROTY honors. This kid shot is hot like Teds
sister. Prediction HD wins all 3 games and takes control of the #2 spot.
xDEATHx (6-7) Ohhh the
frustrating losses of week 6
Team X actually looked impressive last week, well
at least 50% of the team did. Biddle and
Dank stepped their games up to compensate for the loss of Yom Korbett and Billy Pic, but had
virtually no support from fellow smoker J. Betts and the random Sean Hood. Look for the band of smokers to come out
swinging in week 7. Biddle might have found
his stroke, or he might like slanted driveways
either way this team will look
to take revenge on Teddys Shortbus
retards and give the Double Bluffs another good run for their money. Predictions X defeats Shortbus
by many runs and Kip does super sweet like I wanna
pee my pants. The smokers are ahead in
the 6th against the Bluffs, until Nat Tokmo
decides he wants to win and scores like 140,000 runs and kills X.
Short Bus
(5-9) Teddys team has a
big matchup against xWSACx
this week to fight for the #4 spot in the SBL.
Look for Billy W to be on fire this week, hurting both Jukebox and xDEATHx. Big Teds homerun derby last week will
be overshadowed by a horrible performance this week against his former
teammates new squad. Predictions Short
Bus pulls a W against Jukebox, but loses to an explosive xDEATHx
team.
PJ &
the Ladies (4-9) PJ&L will have an easy time with jukebox, but will need
something special to take down Hooiser Daddy.
Predictions Lack of effort, determination, stamina, and any desire to win at
all will prevent PJ and the crew to lose hard to Hoosier Daddy. Easy win in a fun game against Jukebox.
Jukebox
Hero (3-10) Jukebox has 3 games this week.
I cant really make predictions about this
team. Predictions - Loss, loss, loss.