Serbian Jew Double Bluffs (12-1) – The Double Bluffs have 2 tough opponents this week, but the shitty part is… I think they actually do better when they have competition.  Look for General McClelland and his high school troops to roll over X in late innings.  Tomko got pissed last week and nearly threw Frankovich through the Nespors beautiful bay window.  Look for a drama filled game against Donkey Punch, with DP scoring fast and quick and Nate getting pissed and going on a homer spree.  Predictions – Smoke the smokers and get donkey punch by Claytons posse.

 

Donkey Punch (8-5) - With two TOUGH matches this week, Donkey will have to step it up to knock down the #1 and #2 teams in the SBL.  Look for Clayton to come back in a big way, and if he is helped by Big Dub Diesel and the Boss, team DP might just pull off a W against the Double Bluffs.  Predictions – Donkey Punch defeats SJDB in a drama filled game and lose to scorching Hoosier Daddy.

 

Hoosier Daddy (8-5) -  Team HD will be looking to take a strong stand this week and pump their record up to 11-5.  Playing Jukebox, PJ&L, and Donkey Punch.  If they can capture their early season magic as well wield the phenomenon that is Dennis Lackey, they will have no problem taking down these three teams.  The only real challenge I see is Donkey Punch, and if both teams have their weekly members present, be ready for a high scoring slugfest between two powerful offenses.  If present for the rest of the year, Brandon Mckendry could become a powerful contender for ROTY honors.  This kid shot is hot like Teds sister. Prediction – HD wins all 3 games and takes control of the #2 spot.

 

xDEATHx (6-7) – Ohhh the frustrating losses of week 6… Team X actually looked impressive last week, well at least 50% of the team did.  Biddle and Dank stepped their games up to compensate for the loss of Yom Korbett and Billy Pic, but had virtually no support from fellow smoker J. Betts and the random Sean Hood.  Look for the band of smokers to come out swinging in week 7.  Biddle might have found his stroke, or he might like slanted driveways… either way this team will look to take revenge on Teddys Shortbus retards and give the Double Bluffs another good run for their money.  Predictions – X defeats Shortbus by many runs and Kip does super sweet like I wanna pee my pants.  The smokers are ahead in the 6th against the Bluffs, until Nat Tokmo decides he wants to win and scores like 140,000 runs and kills X.

 

Short Bus (5-9) – Teddys team has a big matchup against xWSACx this week to fight for the #4 spot in the SBL.  Look for Billy W to be on fire this week, hurting both Jukebox and xDEATHx.  Big Teds homerun derby last week will be overshadowed by a horrible performance this week against his former teammates new squad.  Predictions – Short Bus pulls a W against Jukebox, but loses to an explosive xDEATHx team.

 

PJ & the Ladies (4-9) – PJ&L will have an easy time with jukebox, but will need something special to take down Hooiser Daddy. Predictions – Lack of effort, determination, stamina, and any desire to win at all will prevent PJ and the crew to lose hard to Hoosier Daddy.  Easy win in a fun game against Jukebox.

 

Jukebox Hero (3-10) – Jukebox has 3 games this week.  I cant really make predictions about this team.  Predictions - Loss, loss, loss.