The Friday Hangover

Only a week ago, four teams were vying for the SBL regular season championship and that all important by to the finals which, as you should know, every team who has claimed it has eventually won the whole thing. Only two teams have a shot as we head into Week Ten. Sadly, Hot Fuzz is one of those teams. Stupid Frankovich...

Week Nine Random Thoughts:

  • The Nappy Headed Ho's did exactly what they always do (play one game like shit and play better the next), except this time it caught up with them. Everything they needed to not happen did happen last Sunday. They must complete a season sweep of KTO and avenge last week's loss to PJ & the Ladies if they want a first round bye. If they don't get it, they will have nobody to blame but themselves.


  • Terry Shernisky owns the Tubbietronic Superdrome. He always seems to have a huge game there (or two in this case). I would vote him for Player of the Year simply becasue he's the only reason KTO has more than three wins.


  • So since Team Double Stuff looks like a legit contender one week, a complete joke the next, and then a contender the week after that, is it safe to assume they'll drop both games this week, win their first playoff series, and then get swept out of the second round? Well, at least Aryn Christman has solidified herself an all-star spot, not just because of the Detroit Tigers clause either. And that George Kovac kid is pretty good. Where the hell did he come from?


  • Shouldn't the "Detroit Tigers" clause be renamed the "Pittsburgh Pirates" clause or the "Kansas City Royals" clause now? The Tigers are a good team now, while the Pirates and Royals suck ass.


  • Bryan Frankovich owns both wins over the Serbian Jew Double Bluffs. I think I just vomited in my mouth a little. But does anybody honestly believe that Hot Fuzz would beat SJDB in a three game series? I would make the challenge myself, except: 1. You see where a challenge on an article on this website last time got us, and 2. Hot Fuzz would actually have to win the lef eye for this to be relevant, which would require Bryan Frankovich winning something meaningful, which we know isn't going to happen.


  • I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Pat Nespor will never referee a contest with Nate Tomko in it again.


  • When did Jamie Fabian get good at BASEketball? Does he really have more RBIs than Jon Olsavsky and Lee Nespor? His batting average is only two points lower than Frankovich's. Wow.


  • For anyone who may be concerned, I still have plenty of Frankovich insults to dish out.


    • Style Points Standings (through Week Nine):
    Bryan Frankovich is still in last place. Fag.

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