| 1) THE SBL BOARD WAS RIGHT IN FORFEITING BOTH OF DONKEY PUNCH'S GAMES IN WEEK 8 |
| 2) JON BIDDLE'S 84 DOUBLE PLAYS ARE MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN DENNIS LACKEY'S 18 PSYCHE-OUTS |
| 3) IF THE DOUBLE BLUFFS ARE WITHOUT SHELLY IN THE POSTSEASON, AS IT NOW APPEARS THEY WILL BE, THEY ARE NOT THE FAVORITES TO WIN IT ALL |
| 4) BRANDON MCKENDRY IS THE BEST ROOKIE IN THE SBL |
| 5) PEPSI IS BETTER THAN COKE |
| 6) BILLY WEISBERG IS THE WORST REF IS SBL HISTORY |
| BILLY) fact. i believe that the sbl was right in forfeiting donkey punches games. jamie was the only one to show up for the at least an hour and a halve and then she had to leave. there was proir notice given to anyone one of the 45 players in the league that they were going to be late. If donkey punch showed up at the given time. it's not like we started an hour earlier without telling thier team. the games start at 4pm every week, i know it's hard to remember! i don't think it is much to ask to have 3 at least 2 players from a team of 10 or more to show on time. |
| fiction. dennis lackeys 18 psyche outs is one of the most impressive baseketball stats i have ever seen, and i'm real old so i should know. on the other hand jon biddle has 84 double plays and is guarantee 100 after next weeks games! But jon biddle as the ability to not jump like a white guy and 6 inch advantage over most sbl players. So i am going to have to say lacky's psyche outs are more impressive. lackey ability to think so fast and lack of feeling for opponents give him edge, not by much! |
| fiction. if shelly doesn't show for the postseaon i don't see there being a problem. with players like katie kelly, aryn crismman, and ben smith to pick up the slack. Also not to forget tomko, mccelland, olsavsky will in the starting line up, it will be hard to match up. but if shelly, katie, and ben smith don't show in the postseason like rumored i don't believe that they will coast over everyone.. i believe that any team can beat any other team on any given day. even though i still think they will be the favorites to win, i wouldn't put on all my money on them. |
| pepsi or coke? this is a hard one, if pepsi still produced pepsi clear then this wouldn't even be a contest. but since they got rid of pepsi clear and came with pepsi blue which had the abiltity to make people projectile vomit, i would have to give the edge to coke! |
| fact. Brandon Mckendry is definatley the front runner for rookie of the year. my pick of brendan radcliffe has really paid off. mckendry leads homeruns, runs batted in, and double plays. he is batting a little below 500 which is respectable. the season isn't over and dan kelly, katie kelly, billy piccato, and ben smith aren't far behind him in the rankings and anything can happen in the last week |
| No one is above the rules! you trip, body slam, razor edge, and wedgie/ melvin someone you get penalized! to defend yourself doesn't mean pummel the other guy. If one player retaliates in a hockey fight they both get penalties. |
| 7) XDEATHX IS THE MOST UNDERACHIEVING TEAM IN SBL HISTORY |
| fact. x death x is probably the most underachieving team in the league. with jon biddle restricting teams to two misses an inning, and taking every double play oppurtunity on the team, the rest of the team has to block out and hit shots which they are very capable of doing. also injuries have pleagued x-death-x, piccato and elliott have been on crutches or are currently on crutches. kips ability not be able to call off sundays from sears doesn't help! if there team is healthy and off of work then i believe they could win the playoffs! |
| fiction. jon biddle is so fucking tall that he has no excuse not to get double plays. seeing how the vast majority of the league has no psyche-outs at all, lackey is more impressive. of course, i'm number two on the psyche-outs list, so i have a biased opinion on the matter. but that sit is hard. |
| LENNY) fiction. tho the ladies benefited from the decision, and clayton has been lacking in sbl enthusiasm, jamie moroco should have been given a chance to field a team of jukeboxers. not like they could have beaten the awesome ladies. |
| fact. i don't like calling a team a favorite, even if they are talented (and facists). i think xdeathx or hoosier daddy has a legitimate shot. plus you can never count out the ladies. |
| fact. that is probably true. he is clutch. plus, he's willie mckendry's cousin. and willy used to be friends with my cousin jimmy. so i'll call mckendry the rookie of the year for that. |
| fiction. regular coke is slightly better than regular pepsi and doesn't rot the enamel as fast. rc cola is the superior soft drink. cherry coke is better thanm wild cherry pepsi. diet pepsi is better than diet coke, though. |
| fiction. billy isn't that bad. frankovich is the worst ref. he gets psyched out too often while reffing and misses lots of calls. billy is merely indifferent. |
| fiction. xdeathx might look good on paper, but few of the team members have the league spirit that is evident in those of us who have been around since the first or second season. raw talent gets you nowhere if you don't understand the psychology of baseketball. xdeathx is playing horse or taps, not baseketball, that's their problem. no, the most underachieving team are the double bluffs. come on guys! you lost one game. i wanna see perfection. |
| FACT OR FICTION, VOLUME 6 |
| in the 6th, and fashionably late installment of everyone's favorite mid-week sbl column, pj & the ladies pantless wonder lenny crist does battle with former sbl most valuable player billy weisberg of short bus in categories ranging from pepsi to shelly's abscence. |