| FACT OR FICTION with mikey, rod and jon |
| you know the drill by now. 6 statements, are they fact or fiction? playing in this week's menage are hoosier daddy captain mikey chang-moroco, xdeathx head honcho jonathan biddle-biddle, and pj & the ladies founder rod-pj thunder-nespor. their replies go from left to right, respectively. |
| 1) JUKEBOX HERO WILL WIN MORE GAMES THAN THE SHORT BUS ALL-STARS |
| fiction. although sometimes the selfishness of theodore gets in the way of his gameplan (which we're assuming is winning) short bus has talent with billy and lee nespor, and more than not has the same players working together. with jukebox, random people suit up each week for the yellow pinnies with the boobies on the front, and teammates hardly every have the chemistry to win consecutively. although we'd all love to see ted get redder than a tomato when they come in last,(cause no one will lose more than one of these two) i'm sure vets b.weisberg and leroy nespor won't let that happen. |
| fiction. short bus is going to edge them out by one or two games. i have faith in big ted's squad, with the help of billy, jeff, and the triumphant return of jabidd to the sbl this week. editors note- not sure why jabidd's return would help them. he plays for donkey punch. shouldn't the sbl director of player relations know that? |
| fact. short bus plays pj & the ladies 3 more times this season, with only one game being at the tubbietronic superdrome. that gives the all-stars two good chances to pick up wins against my struggling ladies. JBH has no more games against the ladies and a tough schedule the rest of the way. unless SBAS can turn it around and billy, lee and muscles are led in the right direction by teddy, they may be looking at a piss poor rest of the season. what a waste. |
| 2) ALL OF THE SERBIAN JEW DOUBLE BLUFFS STARTING LINEUP (MATT, SHELLY, JON, NATE) WILL MAKE ALL-STARS |
| fact. and who knows, maybe katie kelly will fill the ballots as well. it's kinda sad, this team almost has too many good players. nate tomko can rest easy this season, because he's got 3 great co-starters who will step up if he's sub-par and a pretty deep bench of players who can take over for him if he wants to sit out the last 3 innings for a cold one. with shelly "not up to her full potential if she's batting under .700" goodpastor, matt "average joe who plays like shaq but can hit homeruns" mcclelland, jon "how the hell does that ugly shot go in every time" olsavsky and nate "having a bad seaqson because he's only leading 3 statistical categories" tomko; not only will you see these four hotheaded players in the all-star game, but also participating in another game played that day, if you know what i mean. |
| 3) PJ & THE LADIES, ON THEIR HOME COURT, WILL BEAT BOTH THE JUKEBOX HEROES AND SHORT BUS THIS WEEK |
| with pj and glackey (hopefully) both back next week, i don't see why any team can screw up beating the two worst teams in the sbl. oh shit, wait a minute, it's pj & the ladies. nevermind, fiction... |
| 4) COME SEASON'S END, DENNIS LACKEY WILL HAVE MORE PSYCHE-OUTS THAN THE REST OF THE SBL COMBINED |
| fact. no one knows how, but dlack has the ability to psyche-out even the top honored players. the 6 psyche-outs in one game and the psyche em' out, double play em showing last week leads everyone to believe that this is the kid who can finally psyche out shelly. with 14 or 15 already, and hoosier daddy being at the midpoint of the season, i could see him getting well over 20 of them. |
| 5) HOOSIER DADDY (FACING XDEATHX, DONKEY PUNCH AND THE DOUBLE BLUFFS) WILL DROP ALL 3 GAMES THIS WEEKEND |
| fiction. although dennis will not be present, bryan franovich will, and should not have trouble actually fielding an entire team this week. and when playing 3 games, they've got to get lucky sooner or later, right??? |
| 6) TED'S SISTER IS THE FRONTRUNNER FOR LEAST VALUABLE PLAYER |
| fiction. ted's sister is hot (we're assuming) and therefore can't be least valuable. you want an l.v.p.? vote for tark, you simpletons. |
| fact. these four are GOOD. i originally wrote fiction, but then i realized i couldn't give a good reason for any of them not to be on all-stars. |
| fact. pj & the ladies are gonna come to play this week. they will easily beat short bus, but struggle with jukebox. why not the other way around? i don't know, they are pj & the ladies... |
| fact. this kid is out of control. one of these weeks, he might just psyche-out shelly. no, nevermind. dank elly and xdeathx will become the first ever to psyche-out shelly goodpastor. |
| fiction. hoosiers will lose to a strong surging xdeathx team, lose big to the bluffs, and rebound against donkey punch in a high-scoring win. |
| fiction. she's got some competition. i hate to say this, but brendan radcliffe is high on my list. along with him are ween (shady bitch), tark, and torpedo joel lepak. |
| fiction. i think nate, shelly and mac have great chances at the all-stars. but i don't think that jon gets the spotlight time it's gonna take to outshine the other three. i think that earlier in the season jon had the "we miss you because you're moving away" support behind him that may have been enough to get him the votes from the sbl faithful. though jon is one of my favorite sbl stars, i think that the sharon team may be too deep for the entire squad to get the nod in the all-star game. |
| fact. not that i am partial, but i think the ladies have a great chance to pick up 2 wins this week. maybe it's the slanted driveway, maybe it's the cocaine, but the tubbietronic superdrome is home to the ladies, literally. but watch for lee nespor, who has logged countless hours on it while i've been away at boot camp. still, the ladies should be able to "pull out" 2 good wins and spray their victorious seed all over the faces of SBAS and the heroes |
| fiction. no way that will happen. this kid has the "skillz to pay the billz" but a strong field of players with high psyche-out capabilities will keep the fuzzyheaded one from getting that far out in front. he will have the highest total, but not in the way that danny noonan has twice as many sacks in one season of tecmo super bowl than the rest of the league combined. |
| fact. i just don't like those fuckers. |
| fact. if you're talking about all-around contribution to the league, you really can't find anyone less valuable that is actually associated with the league. some people that are not even in the league are more valuable than she is. (ex: the guys who poured the concrete for the driveway at ass clown outdoor arena, abner doubleday, trey and matt, roxie) i heard that she is hot. maybe if she showed up and got impregnated that would be worth something. she is of especially little value because of her being picked so high in the draft. |