| 1- ANY TEAM NOT NAMED JUKEBOX HERO COULD WIN THE SBL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP THIS SEASON |
| 2- TEAM KOOPA TROOPA WILL DEFEAT PJ & THE LADIES THIS WEEKEND TO TAKE CONTROL OF FIRST PLACE IN THE LEAGUE |
| 3- THE SBL SHOULD CONSIDER CONTRACTING THE PLAYOFFS TO 4 TEAMS ONCE AGAIN |
| 4- THE HIGH-SCORING/DEFENSIVELY DEFICIENT TOTS SHOULD LOOK TO REPLACE ONE OF THEIR OFFENSIVE STUDS WITH A GOOD DEFENSIVE PLAYER IF THEY'RE TO MAKE A LEGITIMATE RUN AT THE LEFT-EYE |
| 5- THE SHARON SQUAD WILL REBOUND FROM THEIR LOSS LAST YEAR TO DEFEAT THE WORLD TEAM IN THE 2005 ALL-STAR GAME |
| 6- THE SBL IS NOT FUN ANYMORE |
| mikey: FACT. with all the good players distributed throughout the teams pretty evenly, with some exceptions, of course, just about any team has a chance at beating any team on any given week. take a look at the fupalooters, just two weeks ago they were at the bottom of the barrell in the standings, and two weeks in a row they win both games and are now alone in third, behind the two teams they beat to go 2-0 last weekend. |
| mikey: FICTION. even if the mac-lack revolution can bring their A-game against the ladies, most likely they will drop a heartbreaker against the underrated weenises. however, i would like to see the game, and nate should schedule it for the last spot so he'll get his wish that everyone will stay for the whole day. |
| mikey: FICTION. although i question the format of the current playoff situation (everyone loves to see the number one seed get upset) i think with 8 teams in the league, six would be the best number. |
| mikey: FICTION. sadly, yes, i lead the team in double plays, but with the addition of jeff knight, the team has molded itself into quite a piece that will only get better as the regular season comes to a close. a trade this late might risk team chemistry. |
| mikey: FICTION. with the league growing season after season, most players are from places other than sharon high. that said, there are a lot more good players ripe for the picking from the world division, making it harder for the sharon team year after year. |
| mikey: FICTION. while i will say it isn't as fun as when i first started playing, i still find myself anxiously looking forward to 4:00 each sunday. also, now that nat tokmo has etched out the uneeded players in the league, i don't mind so much losing to a billy picciotto or a dennis lackey rather than some kid who likes my chemical romance. |
| lenny: FACT. though team koopa "poopa" troopa has a distinct advantage in my opinion, this season has been the most competitive in sbl history. any team can beat any team on any given day. (depending on who is in the llineup) no team is terrible, and the playoffs should be decent. only time will tell, though. go weenises! |
| lenny: FICTION. the evil phillip john causey and the ladies have a grudge against their archrival franka-bitch troopas and are gonna fight pretty hard to settle it. it should be a good match. expect tempters to flare and violence to occur if the ladies lose and steve "commando" condo is anywhere nereby. |
| lenny: FICTION. or fact. i'm not sure on this one. i guess i'm for it if the weenises make the top 4 and against it if they don't. i think the sbl should give the top 2 teams a bye into the second round and let the bottom 4 duke it out to see who advances, like wrestlemania 4 when andre and hulk got to sit out the first round. and remember to say your prayers and eat your vitamins kids. |
| lenny: FACT. being the amazing baseketball strategist that i am, i think that train on ted's sister should consider using a condom defensively so as not to impregnate her and be forced into a shotgun wedding, thereby becoming related to ted as brothers-in-law. er... wait, what was the question again? the tots on-court strategy? hmmm... my only advice? more patrick nespor! |
| lenny: FACT. of course sharon is going to win. we have tiger pride and stuff. |
| lenny: FICTION. i have fun at baseketball most of the time. my general prescription for not having fun? less alcohol, sunburns and scrum injuries, more comedy! |
| biddle: FACT. as nate stated before, the top two teams in the league haven't lost to the same team twice. this just shows how comletely random and inconsistent the talent in this league is. i will dub this the transexual heartbreaker effect. any team can catch fire and make a run in the postseason. watch out for this. |
| biddle: FICTION. i see pj & company taking the pressure of this huge game and turning in a huge offensive and defensive explosion. now that nate can kinda see clearly, watch out for him to have a huge game after playing only a supporting role last week. the solid koopa troopa will play tough, but will definately see themselves in second place after this slobberknocker is all said and done |
| biddle: FICTION. this would be a great way to fillabust the transexual heartbreaker effect. that sentenci did not make sense. but i'm sure you all understand. but, if 3 teams didn't make it into the playoffs, how many players on those teams would still show up to support baseketball and watch the festivities? i'd hate to see some of the sbl legends sidelined for the final 1 or 2 weeks. |
| biddle: FACT. this team doesn't need to score 43 runs a game to win against most teams. when they don't dominate a game, they get crushed because of their lack of D. i can see a big trade between tots and agt coming up before the deadline. depending on his status, long dong jon o is big trade bait, possibly for katie kelly or jeff knight and a killer blowjob from mikey moroco. btw, thanks mikey:) |
| biddle: FICTION. H-TOWN WHAT!?!? the world all-stars pulled it off last year in a close one, and i think it will be the same this year. sure, sherry will be an enormous addition to the squad, but i just can't see the tiger paws pulling it off. |
| biddle: FICTION. to be honest, the sbl was a drag for the first couple of weeks. i wasn't enjoying myself and i was competing way too hard. i didn't anticipate sunday all week long like i did for the past two summers. but, after week 5 at ted's house, the sbl made a turnaround. the last 3 weeks have been a great time. i think a lot of people loosened up and starting having some good old baseketball fun. drop the records, the stats, the shitty ref calls, the gay drama that can somehow slither onto the baseketball court, and just have some friggin' fun. |
| FACT OR FICTION 2005, ROUND 4 |
| 6 statements, are they fact or fiction? we all know how it works, so let's get right into it. competing in this weeks version will be mikey moroco of train on terry shernisky, lenny crist of return of the weenises, and jon biddle of the fupalooters. |