THE PABST BLUE RIBBON
12 PACK OF QUESTIONS
for mikey moroco

1)  who is the best ref in the sbl?



2)  if had the first pick in the draft at the beginning of this year and knew what you know now, who would you have taken?



3)  what two teams (of any year) had the greatest sbl rivalry, in your opinion?



4)  this year, four sbl individual season record were broken (runs batted in: 122, double plays: 96, psyche-outs: 18 and dumb things: 12). and homeruns (40) was tied.  assists currently stands at 21.  what do you think is the toughest individual season record to break?



5)  out of all the players in the league that aren't on your team, who do you think could most help you out?



6)  who is the best overall player on your team?  who's the worst?



7)  if you could scrum anyone in the league one on one, who would you pick?



8)  you get to pick theme songs for everyone on your team.  give em to us.



9)  cast members of the sbl to play the following parts in the remake of  baseketball:  coop cooper, doug remer,  squeak scolari.



10)  what was the best game of this season?  what was your best game of the season?



11)  what's the best sylvester stallone movie of all time?



12)  which sbl player pisses you off the most? 



13) BONUS:  rank the top three players of the other gender in terms of hottness





BACK
the best referee in the sbl, hands down, is lenny crist. this man was the first ever ref to officiate a game in roller blades (via rando's house in 2002) and really brings 'heart' to the officiating game.
dennis chicken leg lackey
well, the clayton/tomko rivalry seems to linger in my mind, so i'll say sj2xbluffs/donkeypunch and everyone/pj&theladies, just because they hate everyone.
even though it was probably shattered this year, the psyche out record has to be the hardest to break. with so many new players, especially ones you don't know, it's tough to find out what makes them tick, let alone get psyched out 20 times.
hmm, although i like the looks of our team, im thinking jon biddle. hes taaaaaaaaaaalll, and can make shots too. also, we need some playa" presence on the team. i mean, everyone loves a good pimp.
the best and the worst... i'll say bryan frankovich for the best, just because he shows up every week he can, has the most drive to play well more than anyone i know, and likes turkey subs, and thats what its all about. the worst? seth salcedo, just because he was covered in beer, eeeeeeeew, no one likes to be covered in beer.
anyone in the league, eh? im thinking greg lackey. he used to have long hair like me and teachers at school couldnt tell us apart. if he looked like that when we scrummed, maybe no one would know who won...
me: ray parker-ghostbusters, the ghostbusters kick ass. seth: jlo-jenny from the block. jeremy: pearl jam- jeremy, i heard him talk 2 sentences in a row for the first time in week 9, dlack: morris day & the time- jungle love (oh wee oh wee oh), bfrank: falco-rock me amadeus, mckendry: will smith-gettin jiggy wit it, haha will smith, and finally tark: steam-na na na na, hey hey hey goodbye.
the team's best game, even though we lost, was the 32-31 loss against donkey punch a few weeks back. we lost, but were down 19 runs in the top ofthe fifth, thats some heart. my best game? same one, i shot pretty good, made a few dps, and sunk a pretty sweet assist, oh, and i think i psyched out jamie, always good.
coop cooper: none other than nate tomko, he just always reminded me of him, for some reason?, doug remer: jon olsavsky, oh sweet jonjon, and squeak: keven ramsey, he looked a hell of a lot like him, and if i recall, got picked on a tad too.
ooh, tough one. i know nate's aching for me to come out of the closet and say bryan, but not today. well, to be honest, you can pick out any 3 from the sj2xbluffs, and i would be fine with it. take your pick, ill let the readers decide.
wow, im reading this question and i can't really think of one player that i really hate. so, big ted it is.
hmm... sal stalone... i wish it were arnold swartzahoweveryouspellit and not stallone, but i shall answer, nonetheless. nothing comes to mind faster than this, and since ive also seen it on television more times than macclelland downs kegs on a friday, ill say first blood.
nate tomko loves the cock